Lisa

Just when I discover the meaning of life, they change it. 🌱

[Lisa @becauseimlisa]

my crew laughs at your rhubarb and custard verses.

[Lisa @becauseimlisa]

Hi @O2, you’ve just sent an envelope containing multiple other people’s unpaid bill reminders to my house…..?!

[Lisa @becauseimlisa]

@dshensmith @drhingram @BBC Hardly an insult, Daniel. Please do.

[Lisa @becauseimlisa]

Lack of teeth aside, has anyone noticed that the majority of female flag shaggers are so botoxed that their faces are starting to slide off the bone.

I’ve said it before but Death Becomes Her was so ahead of its time.

[Lisa @becauseimlisa]

@RichieBrave Kate Fash

[Lisa @becauseimlisa]

Every time I hear someone call an espresso an ‘expresso’ I want to rip my face off.

[໊ @buffys]

i hate trump and everyone who supports him

[Lisa @becauseimlisa]

My shoelace got caught in the stair machine and nearly took me dowwwn 😱💀 thank goodness for the emergency stop button 😩

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Can we stop blaming Elons Musk's full blown Nazism on his neurodivergence and blame it on the fact that he's a Nazi? Thanks.

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

Hi I'm also autistic but I don't do nazi salutes because I'm not a nazi hope this helps

[Lisa @becauseimlisa]

The same people ranting about ‘Roman’ salutes will be ranting about homeless veterans tomorrow.

Give me strength.

[Lisa @becauseimlisa]

@libsoftiktok Run the tapes, you twat

[Lisa @becauseimlisa]

@AdamantxYves & we will be standing beside you ❤️

[Yvie Belle Yvie @AdamantxYves]

I do know. Trans people have survived much, much worse. And we will survive this. We have always been here. We will always be here.

[Lisa @becauseimlisa]

Fuck Elon and fuck Trump

[Stephen Merchant @StephenMerchant]

Reminder of when we gave you what you wanted for Christmas

[Phil 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🐑 @phil25369]

@I_amMukhtar Con air vibes 😂

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

America is so extra. They're acting like he's Hannibal Lecter.

[Lisa @becauseimlisa]

There are currently two people coughing violently in the gym. RIP me.

[Lisa @becauseimlisa]

I’ll share changing rooms with anyone. It’s grown men that call themselves Lozza that we really need to worry about.

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

Keep autogynephilic men out of female intimate spaces. This has to stop.

[⟣alyssa⟢ @lyssax_]

If you voted for Trump “fOR ThE eCoNOmY” then you are genuinely one of the dumbest fucks on this earth