Rebecca Briggs Baker

ran away to wine country
digital storyteller & california dreamer
• all opinions my own •

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

People are like, "If twitter is so terrible, why are you here?"
Because I'm a fool. Like, I'm literally an ape.
I am not some rational actor.
I'm a series of chemical reactions seeking not happiness or fulfillment or nuance but jolts of outrage, fascination, and thrill.

[Rebecca Briggs Baker @becbrigbaker]

Our beautiful rental apartment is available this September, please share! Thanks!

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[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.

I was like, well dam.

[Rebecca Briggs Baker @becbrigbaker]

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[matt @mattybtweets69]

(David Attenborough voice) the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night

[megan @chismosavirus]

it is 91 degrees outside put that natural deodorant DOWN

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

me: when I was your age a paperclip named Clippy would help me write letters to my friends

kid: sure grandpa let’s get u to bed

[Razeen @haswarayr]

Hey (with the intention of watching Harry Potter together)

[Rebecca Briggs Baker @becbrigbaker]

Battlestar Galactica 2000s ed. That is all.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept cheering and voting for the axe. Because its handle was made of wood, and they thought it was one of them.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Silence is golden. Sound is silver. Taste is titanium.

[jess white @jessf_white]

girls will literally say ‘i have 3 brain cells’ and then open their laptop to write their phd thesis

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

eating a fiona apple from the kate bush while my dog björks

[Rebecca Briggs Baker @becbrigbaker]

@natashalhandy agreed

[John Moe @johnmoe]

I just received my second-ever handwritten, mailed thank you note from someone I interviewed. It was from David Sedaris. The first one I got was about 15 years ago. It was also from David Sedaris.

[Rebecca Briggs Baker @becbrigbaker]

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[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

There's no shame in not knowing things! The only shame is to pretend that we know everything. 🧠