Rebecca Grant

• Coffee addict • Country music enthusiast • Gilmore Girls fanatic • Adventure seeker •

[Rebecca Grant @becbyco]

6-year-old: I think I know why they're called magnets
Me: oh yeah, why?
6-year-old: because they're round, so they look like mints and because some people think they're magic
Me: That's a really clever idea. What are they called again?
6-year-old: Magmints

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

“You’re up so early”
bold of you to assume i’ve slept

[Rebecca Grant @becbyco]

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[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

My 55 yo friend who is having postmenopausal bleeding just called me from CVS in TX bc they refused to fill her Rx for misoprostol (used to open the cervix) bc she couldn’t prove she wasn’t having an abortion. She is having surgery in 2 days. This is what total abortion bans do.

[Nneka M. Okona 🇳🇬 @afrosypaella]

Hey.

Hey you.

You’re being way too hard on yourself. You’re a human being—you’re not a machine. You have limits. You need rest & breaks. You’re doing the best you can right now & that’s great enough. Stop beating yourself up for being in a slower season of life.

[Mad Martigan @MaddMardigan88]

Took Biden 7 days to test negative....doesn't that mess up the CDC 5 day recommendation very publicly?

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Forced birth in a country that refuses to protect children from being murdered at school.

[Jon Levy @jonlevyBU]

1. When we officially record the millionth death from COVID in the US in the coming days, it should lead to collective introspection about our failures as a country and an articulation of lessons learned for future pandemic control. But it won’t.

[Rebecca Grant @becbyco]

You’re stupid.

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

Canceling student loan debt is stupid.

[★ LAUREN B. BROWN ★ @RAGGEDYROYAL]

Hulu be turning on ANYTHING after your show goes off

[Rebecca Grant @becbyco]

First one I haven’t gotten 😭
(Definitely have not played them all though)
Wordle 285 X/6

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[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

If you accidentally say you’re from a small town around midwesterners you’ll get into a competition for who had the smaller school and someone will inevitably bring up how they had “drive your tractor to school day”

[Rebecca Grant @becbyco]

Wordle 271 2/6

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[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Whoever keeps those Arizona iced teas at $0.99 should be in charge of inflation

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

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[Kalie Shorr @kalieshorr]

Eminem respecting the culture he’s been welcomed into by taking a knee for it at the Super Bowl is rock and roll as fuck

[Rebecca Grant @becbyco]

Our 8-year-old convinced me to let him scan it.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

No fucking way am i going to scan some super bowl commercial QR code

[Rebecca Grant @becbyco]

The @NFL is posting @JoeyB’s old tweets on Instagram. Things are getting out of hand. 😂

[Gabrielle Blair @designmom]

If you don’t have time to listen to podcasts (or audiobooks) there’s a 90% chance you’re not doing your fair share of the housekeeping and meal prep.