Becca Altman

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[Becca Altman @becca2295]

What in bank account deterioration? @totalsratmove

[Rihanna @rihanna]

just sayin’ 🤷🏿‍♀️…

[Becca Altman @becca2295]

@adrimuneca All I said was...well we don’t want that now do we?

[Becca Altman @becca2295]

Someone just asked me if I wanted them to “drop dead on the street” because I asked them to get their license from their car.

No amount of school or experience prepares you for a statement like that.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Rudder. He thought maybe you would like a sunflower this morning. Picked it out all by himself. 12/10

[Becca Altman @becca2295]

Y’all hear that?

That’s the sound of my serotonin levels rising

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Boston Sunset Times:

Today: 5:30PM

March 13: 5:48PM

March 23: 7:00PM

April 19: 7:30PM

May 16: 8:00PM

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

Joe Biden is the first actor from Parks and Recreation to become the President of the United States.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

He seems like a very happy old man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!

[Becca Altman @becca2295]

An attractive doctor just stopped by my office to drop something off and instead of saying “thank you you’re all set” I said “thank you you’re perfect”

And for that reason, I will be passing away

[Eric @erickstevens82]

BREAKING: Congress has just announced that instead of another round of stimulus checks, we will be watching a movie.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

was your first time seeing a dick on Omegle with 6 of your friends or did you have a well-adjusted childhood

[Richard Davis Jr. @RichardODavisJr]

STOP THE COUNT!

[Becca Altman @becca2295]

The year is 2020: the song stuck in your head is by....the Ying Yang Twins?

[Ayanna Pressley @AyannaPressley]

Living in his head rent free is something.

https://t.co/8wZi9JrRsE

[overlyyork.bsky.social @overlyyork]

WE IN THE CAR
WE RIDE SLOW
WE DOIN’ THINGS THAT THE GIRLS DON’T DO

[The Diabetes Link @thediabeteslink]

We are turning 10 next month! To celebrate, we're looking back at some of our favorite blogs from the last 10 years. Read Karyln's blog about the impact CDN had on her daughter's college experience - and the comfort it gave her as a parent.
https://t.co/svrYWyOWpC

[Becca Altman @becca2295]

I would let MGK ruin my credit