becca farris

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[becca farris @becca_farris]

yo @NESpower yall out working because according to the outage map you might not be? for 2022 can you guys improve your communication please

[becca farris @becca_farris]

since through this schomovid panera bread we have all learned we need to care about public health can we please for the LOVE make smoking/vaping in public illegal now?

[becca farris @becca_farris]

maybe i wouldn’t be so annoyed if i read more than just the daily mail and people magazine for news….

[becca farris @becca_farris]

i will never in my life understand the concept behind publishing an “article” that is essentially a transcript of a tv interview [obviously i’m triggered by all of the “headlines” from the friends reunion]

[becca farris @becca_farris]

like just call it a recap or summary! don’t present it as brand new information and do a click bait title!

[Jon Acuff @JonAcuff]

Unnecessary, unexpected generosity is still one of the most powerful things in the world.

[becca farris @becca_farris]

@willshipp3 on the spectrum is when you don’t have time for an 83 minute dateline but do have time to watch season 2 of the office for the 10000th time.

[becca farris @becca_farris]

apparently these same people were also unaware that brenda song and macaulay culkin are a thing and have been for a bazillion years.

[becca farris @becca_farris]

to everyone who didn’t realize until this week that elizabeth olsen was mk&a’s sister:

[becca farris @becca_farris]

1. this isn’t surprising.
2. what IS surprising is that maury is still on tv and 1.4 million people watch it!?

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The loss of more than a million viewers since September translates to a 43% decline for “The Ellen DeGeneres Show," representing a steeper drop than any of its competitors. https://t.co/E8V7MDxS5C

[becca farris @becca_farris]

hi i was right two weeks in row on #TheMaskedSinger guesses so i’ll start my job as judge anytime now @FOXTV.

[becca farris @becca_farris]

tweeting twice in a day to say i think niecy nash should take over hosting #TheMaskedSinger permanently.

[becca farris @becca_farris]

i think we can all agree that this “nature’s cereal” trend has taken things a bit too far.

[becca farris @becca_farris]

to everyone who didn’t realize until this week that elizabeth olsen was mk&a’s sister:

[becca farris @becca_farris]

anyone else neurotically checking @NashSevereWx every five minutes hoping for a “things should be melting soon” tweet or just me

[carolyn @ballerguy]

“when covid is over” is starting to sound a lot like “we should hang out sometime!”

[becca farris @becca_farris]

don’t have to watch more than five minutes of space force to know i love it. steve carrell and lisa kudrow are married in it. this is a no brainer.

[becca farris @becca_farris]

how can i unsubscribe from the internet?

[becca farris @becca_farris]

just put skim milk in my coffee instead of my usual hazelnut creamer in an attempt to make a healthy choice and i hate everything.

[becca farris @becca_farris]

so thankful my friends arent forcing me to participate in routine themed dress- up zooms during quarantine.

[becca farris @becca_farris]

whatever you do absolutely do not google murder hornets.