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rebecca | 30 | trans (she/her) | retweet heavy |

[The Textman 🇳🇬 @MarchVeryOwn4]

left bronny in la like a reverse fresh prince

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

Cop - “Sir, are you drunk?”

Tony Romo - “Ahhhh I don’t know Jim!”

[fruitdestroyingskank @HOSTACECONST]

Babysitting the neighbour's kid and we just been watching car crash videos like

[patheticgirl43 @becca_khamp]

@elenaknowsball conservatives having to love cunningham, enes freedom, and kid rock is so funny to me

[john playful @johnplayful]

Was texted by an unknown number. Thank you to the group chat for the reply ideas

[josh @joshypooper]

did you hear about the guy who dunked his balls in glitter? pretty nuts

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

religious niggas genuinely believe

a snake that talks
a man that separated the sea
a man walking on water
every animal on earth getting on a boat

but can’t accept trans people

[Horton “The Seargent” Vanderbilt II @coalburner29]

Favorite photo from college football last year

[⃟ @homeslitter]

the phrase “i guess you hate me and want me to die” when someone won’t answer you

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Just realized The Odyssey has two Batmans in it.

[Billy @_billyreid]

Fair play to the ref, good game. Ignored Argentina’s 1 billion pesos bribe when he found out it was worth £6.25

[ゆらぴこ🌼🐤 @yura_burstgirl]

Today i learned new American phrase...🇺🇸

Deadass💀

I deadass love Buc-ee's🦫🦫🦫

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

when my barber going on a rant about trans people but he only nigga in the city charging $45 for a cut

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

this is a renaissance painting

[Robinkehlchen @Mellon_Colly42]

Talked with my fave coworker abt books and that I'm reading a 700 page novel right now and i was like "What do you read atm" he said "Donald duck comics"

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

I’ve just walked out of the Odyssey.

I didn’t know The Rock was even in it and I found the singing very off-putting. Felt like a kid’s film more than anything

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

During an event in Taiwan, strong winds caused 7-Eleven Taiwan's mascot to disappear into the sky accompanied by pleasant background music.