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[beccamu @becca_muench]

Once I get health insurance it’s over for all y’all

#millenial #millenialculture #HealthInsurance #meme

[beccamu @becca_muench]

@ben_muench hbo max is my everything

[beccamu @becca_muench]

what are “jeans”

[beccamu @becca_muench]

weirdest thing about #quarantine is I’ve baked twice in a week and also that week felt like 3-5 years

[beccamu @becca_muench]

I’m going to use this quarantine as my own personal #loveisblind experiment. Boutta download all the apps and talk on the phone like my house is the pod and I’m thinking a may/apocalypse wedding would be nice #QuarantineLife

[beccamu @becca_muench]

The only way 2020 can turn itself around is if Tom Hanks in his recovery becomes the key to this vaccine’s development then he plays himself in a movie about it and wins a Nobel peace prize and an Oscar

#coronapocalypse #CoronaVirusUpdate #TomHanks #2020cancelled

[beccamu @becca_muench]

If your phone makes any kind of noise you’re over 50

[beccamu @becca_muench]

It’s not like I’m scared of corona virus, I just use it as a really good excuse to skip the gym

#CoronavirusPandemic #coronavirus #Quarantine #CoronaOutbreak #meme

[beccamu @becca_muench]

Corona virus: pandemic
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[beccamu @becca_muench]

so I guess the technical term for what I do every weekend is “quarantine”

#adulting #introvertproblems

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

claire saffitz hasn’t posted a gourmet makes episode in two weeks because she’s making the coronavirus vaccine from scratch THAT’S A FACT

[beccamu @becca_muench]

The only maternal instinct I have is rotating my fiddle leaf fig tree once a month and I haven’t done that in 6 months

#Millenials #meme #plants #plantmom

[beccamu @becca_muench]

One of my favorite things about the 1960s was when Lucille Ball and Vivian Vance dropped both their mans and started a new TV show on their own without em #lucilleball #ilovelucy #thelucyshow #comedians #vintagetv

[📚 @DonteMacc]

The ONLY way my nephew likes going to school is if I GAS HIM UP ⛽️😂😂

[beccamu @becca_muench]

@got_milkovich @daRealSlimHowie Holy moley you’re right

[beccamu @becca_muench]

@got_milkovich @daRealSlimHowie How has his hair gotten lighter??

[beccamu @becca_muench]

@got_milkovich Ur my hero

[beccamu @becca_muench]

@chrisdelia #demonhands https://t.co/ts9BWZNXbv

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Humans give little gold humans out to other humans who pretend to be other humans the best

[beccamu @becca_muench]

the Olympics are a fun reminder that passion and dedication can take you anywhere

too bad i care about nothing and have the attention span of a goldfish

or maybe i’d be medaling in “luge” right now

god i wish i was passionate about “luge”