becca b

[becca b @beccab2018]

I literally shed so much hair how am I not bald

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

If you're anti-vax and your child gets measles, don't go to the hospital. You don't believe in medical science.

Stay home and inject ivermectin into their eyeball or shove raw milk up their ass or whatever the fuck it is you idiots do.

[Pain Depression & Anxiety @ILLUMINUSNUMBx]

DAMN!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“thank god it’s the weekend”

me Saturday and Sunday:

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

Are you ever just being a woman and you think “oh this is how an svu episode starts”

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

⚠️ SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS in your area ⚠️

Midwesterners:

[Admiral Mike Franken @FrankenforIowa]

Teaching is a service. We should pay teachers more.

[Cody Hankerson @HankersonCody]

Women shouldn’t need to share traumatic pregnancy/miscarriage/abortion stories for men to care about their rights.

[Eddie J. Mauro 🇺🇸🇺🇦 #Justice @eddiejmauro]

@KimReynoldsIA Kim..While over 80% of Americans believe women should have access to a safe and legal abortion, a small group is on the brink of taking us back to the 1950’s… This is bad for Iowa. This is bad for America.

[Yawns in Lawyer @SunnyEaton]

I have decided to forgive my own student loans. Peace be with you.

[The Kyiv Independent @KyivIndependent]

⚡️Zelensky: “The world doesn’t believe in Russia’s future, doesn’t talk about it. They talk about us, they are helping us, they are ready to support our recovery after the war.”

“Because for a nation, defending itself so heroically, there will most certainly be a future.”

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Mariupol. Direct strike of Russian troops at the maternity hospital. People, children are under the wreckage. Atrocity! How much longer will the world be an accomplice ignoring terror? Close the sky right now! Stop the killings! You have power but you seem to be losing humanity.