Rebecca Bassett

look at my liked tweets, they’re the funniest

[Mikerox @mikeroxforeve9]

I’ve always said this

[tyler ☠︎︎ @kingofbrethren]

when someone asks what my goals are but i’m still hoping to discover a fantasy world and fulfill a prophecy to restore peace to the lands

[Evan Lazarus @elazie_]

Went on a date… Were the date never showed up. So I pretended to never have left the bar.

[Hard Pass @HardPass4]

Just a silly ole prankster, that Saddam.

[Speaker @HoosierSpeaker]

How do you find out you’re good at this? What’s the conversation look like

[NATE @NATERERUN]

After booking the Michael Jackson impersonator they helped him get his car out 😭

[Baggedmilk @jsbmbaggedmilk]

I'm no lip reader but I think I got this one.

[tonsured pussy @sweetseaslug]

How many more years does the elvis impersonation industry realistically have?

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

me and the boys in high school headed to the diner at 6am after almost dying of alcohol poisoning at a random field party

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Back in my day you could go to Walmart at 3:00am and buy a shotgun and a live lobster

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

this video exists btw

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

They finna kick me out of nursing school 😭😭😭😭

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

that one random day out of the month where you feel like everyone is out to get you

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

the week between Christmas and New Years Day

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

how each day until nye feels