becca ☺️

[miss xo @venusian_doll]

stoned af and just realized it’s pets mart not pet smart

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

The meatpacking district? You mean my apartment?

[Agreeable Greg @AgreeableGreg]

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July 

[miri @eggoslug]

If you don't open your butt cheeks to the water while showering you should be giving out NO type of life advice

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

i wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like hey you cant do that anymore

[Garbage Human @GarbageHuman24]

I’m sorry but if you were sexually abused by this nigga then that’s 100% on you

[becca ☺️ @beccabbxo]

me in bed responding to all my OF messages in under 1 minute because i have no life

[becca ☺️ @beccabbxo]

Wyd if me and my snake show up to deliver your uber eats

[becca ☺️ @beccabbxo]

wyd if you know I’m coming to break into your house

[becca ☺️ @beccabbxo]

18 year old known as “Ryliebabyy” quits job to start OF after a robbery took place while she was working as a cashier

[becca ☺️ @beccabbxo]

@cs check dms

[becca ☺️ @beccabbxo]

@SawyerMerritt sick

[becca ☺️ @beccabbxo]

@ReignOfPride milf