I’m not a big birthday guy but I’ll use my birthday as an excuse eat and not work for the 3-6 weeks leading up to my birthday. My anus probably rolls its eye when I say I’m not a big birthday guy out loud.
Alarm didn’t go off this morning, ran over a squirrel on my way to work, work computer died, and have to pay my car registration before my apartment complex tows my car tomorrow 😵💫 how’s your Wednesday going?
@InternetH0F As a server and bartender for the last 13 years, this picture gives me second hand embarrassment lol. The generosity of my customers shows in the money I make without me pointing out how much 20% is. Maybe this server needs to reflect on the service they’re giving 🤷🏻♀️
In a month, Kristin Juszczyk has:
• Created a custom jacket for Taylor Swift
• Signed a licensing deal with the NFL
• Surpassed 1 million Instagram followers
• Appeared on The Today Show
• Reached deals with Invisalign and Gatorade
• Raised $75K+ for breast cancer research
Oh, and today’s her 30th birthday.
I just found out how much EMT’S/Paramedics make and holy fck THEY need to be striking right along with staff nurses because what the FAWK?! They do so much! Holy sh:t. I’m mad now lmao. Cause that pay is highly insulting for the scope of practice they have.
I’ve been carting around at least 100 DVD’s in a box for 5+ years and I’ve watched maybe two of them in that time frame. Now after watching #LeaveTheWorldBehind, they will continue to take up space in every place I live until I die.