your mom

its not the wakin its the risin (she/her)
jackboot only jumps down
On people standing up
So you know good things are happening
When the jackboot needs to jump

[your mom @beccaboring]

Given what we know about bees, I think the Bee Movie should have been way more sapphic than it was

[your mom @beccaboring]

Florence + the machine still goes so hard, they’re BACK in the playlist 😤

[your mom @beccaboring]

The taste doesn’t match the smell but Im def getting notes of lemon grass and coconut milk ???

[your mom @beccaboring]

Logged back in to declare my guess for the doritos flamin hot mystery flavor - it’s gotta be Thai coconut curry !!!

[your mom @beccaboring]

had a mango lime kombucha the other day and now I know all of code red’s secrets

[your mom @beccaboring]

I hate my stupid little life on this would-be wonderful planet that these people keep actively turning into hell.

[AJ+ @ajplus]

BREAKING: Florida GOP Governor Ron DeSantis won reelection, reports @AP.

DeSantis signed a 15-week abortion ban, a “Don’t Say Gay” ban on discussions of gender identity and sexual orientation in schools, and added an effective poll tax for ex-incarcerated voters.

[your mom @beccaboring]

Me after the election results, I wish I was joking

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

Who else has cried 43 times and it’s not even 2pm?

[your mom @beccaboring]

Im not even surprised but man am I fucking depressed, deep in the pit tonight friends

[Wendy Heard @wendydheard]

I'm two months into #LongCovid and the way this disease has completely paused my life. I can't believe we're being told the pandemic is over.

Anyway, here are the main things I'm noticing that I did not know before getting it:

[your mom @beccaboring]

I will fight each of you individually. It’s not that hard to just get in line and do it.

[your mom @beccaboring]

I would like to know what the FUCK is wrong with people who don’t vote. not talking about those who are legally unable to, I mean all these young fuckers who are gonna be the reason satan gets re-elected.

[your mom @beccaboring]

Clout culture is a disease 🤦🏼‍♀️

[your mom @beccaboring]

I’ll never get over guy fieri’s hot ones interview where his secret was
no milk, no water. That man is an animal and a legend

[your mom @beccaboring]

For the love of god, this man found a possibly decades old human baby frozen in his mother’s freezer in 2019 and there’s no update, THERES NO UPDATE !!! WHAT HAPPENED ?? https://t.co/BBRCSXn0wF

[full-snack developer 🇭🇹 @notdanilu]

as a Floridian, this made me scream lmao

[your mom @beccaboring]

@fibulaa @DorkDorkingtons When I was a kid, for some reason I always thought a fox was the evolutionary bridge between a cat and a dog

[your mom @beccaboring]

Over 130 people have been found deceased in FL. I hope all my neighbors take the time to be grateful, and to know that next time a storm takes aim for us, it is always best to leave. Save yourself, save your car and your pets, just leave.

[your mom @beccaboring]

Every day i see more news out of the fort meyers area and every single day I feel so lucky and blessed that it didn’t hit us directly in Tampa. They are hurting so bad down there :(