Rebecca Pittman

I like tacos. Hufflepuff 💛. Winning since 1988.

[Rebecca Pittman @beccabpittman]

@AmazonHelp @amazon I know the return options. Just needed someone in Amazon to be aware of how your system is broken. And how frustrated we are. But thanks for the return link that I already know how to use.

[Rebecca Pittman @beccabpittman]

Dear @amazon,
This is now the second time we’ve ordered 2 records from 2 different sellers and we’ve been sent 2 horribly incorrect items. Obviously someone isn’t doing their job well, or your system needs to be rechecked. Either way, this is frustrating and you need to know.

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Repost today for a chance to win this #LuckHappens VIP Experience on June 27 from @TexasLottery!

Must be 18 or older to enter.

[Rebecca Pittman @beccabpittman]

In the words of @mindykaling as Kelly Kapoor, “SCREW YOU” @BenStiller and Dan Erickson and Adam Scott for playing with our emotions like you did in the season finale of Severance season 2. SCREW YOU BEET FARMER.

[Rebecca Pittman @beccabpittman]

The Eagles and the Chiefs is a game no one wanted to watch again.

[Rebecca Pittman @beccabpittman]

Why is @amazon all of a sudden the worst? You preordered a book? You’ll get it 2 months after the release date. You ordered Christmas presents a month in advance? You’ll get this mid-January after you cancel the whole order and reorder it. The. Worst.

[Rebecca Pittman @beccabpittman]

Update: it’s going well. Almost hilariously so.

Also: I had to sharpen a pencil for one of my students. When I went to bring it back to him, I accidentally threw it across the room. His pencils name you ask?

Toby. Immediately I sang “goodbye Toby!” 🤣🤣

[Rebecca Pittman @beccabpittman]

I’m naming the pencils in my classroom so the students take care of them like pets. These are the names I came up with, but let me know if you have any better ideas! #NewGirl #TheOffice #ParksAndRec

[Rebecca Pittman @beccabpittman]

Between Dark Matter and Severance…@Apple really knows what they’re doing

[Rebecca Pittman @beccabpittman]

Oh. Okay. I. Wow.

[Guillaume Huin @HuinGuillaume]

Volvo posted a 3 min and 46 second ad on Instagram, shot by Hoyte Van Hoytema, the cinematographer of Interstellar and Oppenheimer.

It goes against every single rule you can think about as a social lead. Length. Format. Over-produced.

Every comment under the ad said it immediately put Volvo in their consideration set. It's fucking fantastic.

[Rebecca Pittman @beccabpittman]

Yoooo I would be unwell if I had to play football at @Browns tonight ❄️

[Rebecca Pittman @beccabpittman]

Dear @timex that was the most exhilarating 5 minutes of my morning 🫣

[Rebecca Pittman @beccabpittman]

The Taylor Serrano fight was way more exhilarating than the Tyson Paul fight is 👀

[Rebecca Pittman @beccabpittman]

SO scared.

[Prop @prophiphop]

Jake scared

[Rebecca Pittman @beccabpittman]

Gross Jake Paul is absolutely cringe.

[Rebecca Pittman @beccabpittman]

Absolutely not. Katie Taylor got to go.

[Rebecca Pittman @beccabpittman]

No. We can not. 👀

[Prop @prophiphop]

I don’t know if America can emotionally handle Mike Tyson losing tonight … to.Jake. Paul.

[Rebecca Pittman @beccabpittman]

Congrats to @netflix for not being prepared for the sheer amount of people around the world that are watching this fight.

[Rebecca Pittman @beccabpittman]

Good grief Jake Paul is more annoying than Mike Tyson’s lisp.

[Rebecca Pittman @beccabpittman]

I’m naming the pencils in my classroom so the students take care of them like pets. These are the names I came up with, but let me know if you have any better ideas! #NewGirl #TheOffice #ParksAndRec

[Rebecca Pittman @beccabpittman]

Hey @Scholastic my son bought a book titled Two Degrees by Alan Gratz at the book fair and we just found out it’s missing 37 pages, it just repeats the previous section like a misprint. We plan to return it, but thought you’d like to know.