Becca Brown

at least i think I’m funny

[Becca Brown @beccabrownforev]

Hey y’all, dating shouldn’t be hard!!!!!!! If someone’s making you chase them, let’s bounce! If someone makes you compete for their time or energy, let’s bounce! If someone makes you feel sad all the time, let’s bounce!!!

[Becca Brown @beccabrownforev]

Why are movies so much better on airplanes?

[Becca Brown @beccabrownforev]

Just put cumin instead of cinnamon in my coffee 🤎

[Becca Brown @beccabrownforev]

This didn’t age well 😅 Welcome back, @DaddyMatty54 🤝

[Becca Brown @beccabrownforev]

Went through my husbands old tweets and it embarrassed him so bad he deleted his whole Twitter account <3

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Grinch visited a doggy daycare and they were absolutely not having it. Still 13/10 for all

[Becca Brown @beccabrownforev]

Went through my husbands old tweets and it embarrassed him so bad he deleted his whole Twitter account <3

[b.b @benoobrown]

Why do McDonald’s employees act like the sauces come out of their paycheck???

[Becca Brown @beccabrownforev]

Crumbl cookie 🥳🎉🤍💕🥰🤩😚😋🥺💋

[Becca Brown @beccabrownforev]

I wish i got mad enough at Matt that i could subtweet him. The rush of a subtweet is different than anything else In the world

[Becca Brown @beccabrownforev]

@moonbxnn @LaurelPitman1

[Becca Brown @beccabrownforev]

Y’all remember those hair feathers? Sad :(

[Becca Brown @beccabrownforev]

Last night Matt was eating a pickle and choked on it and asked for “the Heineken” instead of “the Heimlich.” Sounds about right tho!

[Becca Brown @beccabrownforev]

How do people film themselves crying on Tik Tok and then actually like.... post it....

[Becca Brown @beccabrownforev]

@LaurelPitman1 The farm 🥰

[Becca Brown @beccabrownforev]

@LaurelPitman1 Can i do a public hint?????

[Becca Brown @beccabrownforev]

Really just need to let it be known that @ayosalma has His and Hers Crocs on her Wedding registry 🥰🥳🤩

[Becca Brown @beccabrownforev]

I comment on celebrity’s IG photos like they texted me... “Hey I’m about to post this, what do you think?” 10 minutes prior and I’ve already been hyping them up

[Becca Brown @beccabrownforev]

I’m wearing low rise jeans today. I’m so sorry to those of you who believed me to be better than this. I don’t mean to disappoint you. I’ll do better tomorrow, I promise. Xx

[Becca Brown @beccabrownforev]

I have been actively trying to lose weight for a year and a half and my fiancé had a dream that he went for a jog and lost 10 pounds over night

[Becca Brown @beccabrownforev]

His cheat meal consists of a Wendy’s 4 for $4 and mine is a dollop of whipped cream and i convince myself my sweet tooth is gone