bec

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[MJ @morganisawizard]

children and babies have just as much right to exist in public spaces as you do. the way some of you will discuss them as if they’re accessories and not fellow human beings is really gross.

[edie @rusticfem]

Rape as a crime is so fundamentally different. There can be loose justifications for other crimes, like poverty; even murder can be accidental or in self defense. There has never been & will never be a situation that necessitates or accidentally causes rape. The answer is no.

[HBIC ✰ @TheLeahAlexandr]

I love unhinged people so bad, they’re so refreshing like a crisp glass of water.

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

September 30th vs October 1st

[haley . @_thehaley]

one thing about me.. i know how to go missing and shut the world out.

[maybe: clare @clur19]

My biggest fear about becoming a mother is the fact that one day I’m going to have to admit to my daughter that I never learned how to french braid because my mom never knew either and now my daughter is stuck in a long line of French Braid-less women

[tor tor @Torii_Mallow]

i have no idea what the actual fuck i’m doing

[bec @beccaeveland]

@tyleresq99 fuck off

[bec @beccaeveland]

today i found out tyler was moving back to ok instead of tx & i actually cried happy tears :’) my baby’s coming home

[Amber Flannery Field tour guide @AmericasComic]

I don't make memes, but I made a meme.

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

Sean Kingston in 2007:

[Zach Jelks @zacharyjelks]

dont let anyone pressure you out of ordering chicken tenders and fries at a restaurant, you are valid

[Danny Murphy @kashmeredanny]

me at a restaurant I didn’t want to go to after saying “im literally down for wherever”

[bec @beccaeveland]

One thing about Millie is she’ll know all of Lil Wayne’s songs by the time she starts talking & I can’t wait to sing them together on the way to drop her off at school

[Tay @tayler_cc]

MY ADVICE FOR WOMEN WHO CAN'T ORGASM DURING SEX:

NEXT TIME YOU AND YOUR MAN ARE HAVING SEX AND Y'ALL BEEN GOING STRONG FOR 30 MINUTES WITH NO ORGASM FOR YOU AT ALL.....
TELL HIM YOU HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM, TAKE A SHOWER THEN GO IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE YOU SOME COFFEE.....

[cece🍓 @sensiwebz]

Dark humor really is funny because whyyy would you say that 😭😭

[galyy🪞 @galileaaortizz]

she’s a 10 but she unbuttons her pants everytimeee she eats