becca fry

[College Park Mom @lindsayoz]

Me, realizing I’m devoting two hours of my life weekly to this show AGAIN solely for the Twitter jokes. #TheBachelorette

[becca fry @beccafry7]

Calls mom: *doesn’t answer*
Mom calls back: “sorry I was petting a corgi and couldn’t stop.”

[Oklahoma City Police @OKCPD]

That K-9 looks a little rab-bit, might need to get it checked out.

#Easter

[becca fry @beccafry7]

@mason__marie Patiently waiting for the conclusion so I know if I need to get out of bed or not

[KEV ☘️ @celticskev]

“It’s not Gabby”

#TheBachelor

[becca fry @beccafry7]

@mason__marie If they confirm going to dinner parties without consulting me first I’ll call the police.

[becca fry @beccafry7]

My attitude towards my dogs when I’m sober: no honey you can’t have people food the vet said you’re over weight
My attitude towards my dogs when I’m drunk: we’ll I can’t finish this whole box of cheez itz by myself.

[becca fry @beccafry7]

A little girl called me beautiful at work today and it’s honestly what I needed to make it through this day.

[becca fry @beccafry7]

My toxic trait is rewarding myself with Taco Bell after every workout BeCaUsE i DeSeRvE iT.

[becca fry @beccafry7]

Does anyone else have the increased urge to itch their face all day every day after being told to stop touching our face?

[becca fry @beccafry7]

lol same

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

hi. yes hello. i am ready to be loved now

[becca fry @beccafry7]

Got to take a deep breath, time to focus on you @lizzo #GoodAsHell

[becca fry @beccafry7]

@ChrisRojoFry134 I have no idea what we’re talking about

[becca fry @beccafry7]

When your best friend is a fellow murderino you know the perfect gift to make 👌🏼 @KarenKilgariff @MyFavMurder

[becca fry @beccafry7]

@CuteEmergency

[becca fry @beccafry7]

I like when I wake up from a nap and have a bunch of texts messages and think, wow people actually want to hear from me. Then I reply and no one says anything back, and I think oh..maybe not. For sure gonna keep napping tho.

[becca fry @beccafry7]

@mason__marie Ummmm ok why do I feel like I don’t need no man now

[becca fry @beccafry7]

If the US wants to build a wall they just need to use the @USWNT back line.

[becca fry @beccafry7]

@mason__marie Good guys like me. Lololololol

[becca fry @beccafry7]

@shany3PO You ever just be in a mood to have a full anxiety attack?