bec

oy vey

[seven 💕 @sapphicperez_]

conrad's a doctor, he bakes, he's in therapy and you want me to root for the one who can't even log into the wifi at work?

[Connor Franta @connorfranta]

put a bandaid on, as the french say, labubu

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

social battery running out at the function, call that loosing my yappetite

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

i never seek to stir the pot. but when the celestial ladle is thrust upon me by powers beyond…who are we to deny the divine spark of instigation

[paris rae @parisrae13]

she won the danimals sweepstakes

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

girl dinner

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."

[iyosias @iloveiyosias]

i’m getting mad when i read useless tweets now. i only got 600 tweets so y’all better be tweeting gold. NO DISCOURSE ALLOWED. I GOTTA LAUGH AT EVERY TWEET

[taha @KhanStopMe]

please pay respect to the ancient texts and know your history

[🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 @sophiebuddle]

when I answer 3 emails

[ana @shivlestat]

to me, this was cinema.

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

When I give my friends advice but sprinkle in that “idk tho” at the end so i don’t get blamed

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

when a recipe calls for specific measurements and i “just eyeball it”

[Abby Barr @1AbbyRoad]

that van gogh painting

[delia @delia_cai]

the working woman's Timmy Chalamet

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

chasing after a ping pong ball is dehumanizing

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

fourth of july pros: i get to enjoy a hot dog

fourth of july cons: white nationalist also gets to enjoy a hot dog