Rebecca Hemm

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

I actually had to reread this about 8 times to understand it. I kept thinking I must be missing something. Why did he get a standing ovation? For confessing? The only people standing for hom should be the police when they go to arrest him. You fuckin mega church idiots. https://t.co/doK4ag9bBk

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Can’t believe I have to type these words: A president should never be willing to leave US citizens in a foreign jail of a non-democratic regime solely because they aren’t praising him enough. https://t.co/lhADAyx2pg

[Parker Ray  @ParkerJordanRay]

Open for a surprise 😋

ㅤㅤㅤㅤSurprise, it's a whole thread

[John O'Callaghan @johnmaine]

It's so close I can taste it, yet so far I almost can't take it.

[meg 🌙🌿 @megsauce]

NO WONDER WHITE MEN ARE SO OBSCENELY CONFIDENT ALL THE TIME I SAW ONE WOMAN HERO MOVIE AND I'M READY TO FIGHT A THOUSAND DUDES BAREHANDED

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Betsy DeVos compared school choice to switching phone carriers. And just like some phones, Betsy pre-paid for her job.

[Rebecca Hemm @beccahemmm]

@TheVannaWhite where do I send my resume to after you retire? Ya girl needs a job after graduation

[Rebecca Hemm @beccahemmm]

@ChrisStapleton new album is the best thing to happen to 2017🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Rebecca Hemm @beccahemmm]

Stevie Nicks will save your soul

[Rebecca Hemm @beccahemmm]

Hey guys I found my turtle🐢

[Rebecca Hemm @beccahemmm]

Where does she go?? Why aren't I invited?? Who hurt her????

[Rebecca Hemm @beccahemmm]

I cleaned my room and I still can't find my turtle

[Rebecca Hemm @beccahemmm]

What a beautiful lady😊 https://t.co/zkrf8ocLQ5

[Rebecca Hemm @beccahemmm]

My turtle just walked into a wall and hissed at it bc she bumped her nose. I don't think she's understands how they work yet

[Rebecca Hemm @beccahemmm]

@timhyde95 @Marita_Jean @EmergencyPugs I needed this today

[Rebecca Hemm @beccahemmm]

I keep losing my turtle

[Rebecca Hemm @beccahemmm]

@Umbrand5 @SECRETSofficial when you wake up with a song stuck in your head you have to buy the album

[Rebecca Hemm @beccahemmm]

Sometimes I think she does things like this to me on purpose

[Rebecca Hemm @beccahemmm]

She fell asleep next to a turtle stuffed animal my niece got me #thesearchisover 🔎🐢