Becca 🌻

she/her

[Becca 🌻 @beccailic]

My toxic trait is that while driving I would rather get lost than have the maps lady interrupt my music to give me directions

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

For those keeping score:

Kristi Noem: out
Pam Bondi: out
Tulsi Gabbard: out
Karoline Leavitt: out

Carrying water for the patriarchy will never earn you a seat at the fucking table.

[Vic @getawaycarvic]

Noah Kahan is singing Growing Sidways tonight and I won’t be there. As someone who’s engine works perfect on empty this one hurts.

[Judith Butler Bible Thumper @philosophysux]

Not now sweetie. Mommy's busy using her intellect to bludgeon her emotions into catatonic submission

[Becca 🌻 @beccailic]

@uthenmenow @ashtxn_mae 🤚🏻

[ivi🦊🍂 is Orange Juice’s #1 Stan🍊 @cowboylikeivi_]

every year i’m terrorized by Aaron Dessner one way or another

[Jeffrey Luscombe @JeffreyLuscombe]

If we’re taking sides… I’m on the side of the Pope. And I’m an atheist.

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise"

no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

[nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ∞ @coochiecrying]

first in my bloodline to accept that i have mental disorders

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Going through a personal and professional transition simultaneously will have you feeling like nothing is real LMFAO

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

im very self aware. which unfortunately hasn't solved anything

[blue @bluewmist]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[GL @gldivittorio]

Hard not to feel like they went from starting a bunch of ICE invasions as a distraction from the Epstein files to releasing a bunch of Epstein files as a distraction from the ICE invasions

[daz @MetamateDaz]

micro-dosing hell by being alive in 2026

[Carly McCain @Carly_McCain]

📍Marked safe from knowing anyone on the Ohio season of Love is Blind

[Josh Raby @JoshRaby]

I’ve said this before but: If a plane hit turbulence and the pilot panicked, aimed the nose to the ground and crashed, no one would say “Well, you try flying a plane in turbulence.” They would say “That is a bad pilot. That’s not how pilots should handle things.”

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

J.D. Vance says it's OK to joke about gas chambers, rape, and "watermelon people", but if you quote Charlie Kirk you'll get your VISA revoked

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

ICE is really upset that local businesses in Chicago and Seattle won’t let them use the potty and I just have to admit, I apologize to the 3rd Amendment for previously underestimating its importance

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

Hey, let’s stop saying “we might not have an election in 2028” and start saying, “If Trump thinks we’re not having an election in 2028, then he’s mistaken about how this works.”