Becca Lane

I'm a strong, smart, sensual woman.

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

I am forcing a vote tonight to adjourn the Senate until after the November election.

The GOP in the middle of a national election is using an illegitimate process to jam through a Supreme Court nominee to rip away health care from millions.

Democrats are fighting to stop it.

[. @_uyuyuiii]

Me: hi baby

My cat:

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. we just got back from a magical walk. it was chilly. but if you zoom periodically. it gets warmer. the human put extra blankets. in the wagon for my fren. who was in charge of navigation. we were a force. to be reckoned with

[Becca Lane @beccalecs]

@kanyewest you should write these thoughts down and turn those into a book. Typos and all. Then people will have an opportunity to get off their phones and find that creativity that you’re preaching.

[Becca Lane @beccalecs]

I️ am beyond humbled by everything that has happened the last couple of days. To see humans come… https://t.co/uDQPpDfcYV

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i found a button. and decided to swallow it. but before i could. the human jumped on me. from like. three rooms away. i guess. this particular button. means a lot to them

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

let me tell you. about. my stuffed fren. sebastian.. he is. my sidekick pal. and i take him everywhere. he has the floppiest ears. and a long skinny snoot. his arm fell off once. but the human fixed it. he always agrees with me. unless i’m wrong. and without him. i’d be lost

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i’ve become. quite fond. of the human’s fren.. as soon as. they came over tonight. they got on the floor. and let me. tackle them. with my love. i then. winked at my human. to indicate. my pupproval

[Becca Lane @beccalecs]

@kacielaney SAME. I don’t get it

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the fren. has told me. about this time. of year. apparently. the leaves. turn all shades. of muted yellow. and soon. the tiny humans. transform. into monsters. but even they. in their spooky state. still get to eat. chocolate

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

THE GARAGE DOOR. IS OPENING. MY FEETS. ARE TIPPY TAPPIN. THE HUMAN. IS HOME. IT IS. ADVENTURE TIME

[Becca Lane @beccalecs]

I'm dead https://t.co/sPttPtUbK2

[benjamin bannister @mrbenbannister]

@NBCNews Playing Devil's Advocate. I just made this side-by-side. It's most likely her.

[Senator Bob Corker @SenBobCorker]

It's a shame the White House has become an adult day care center. Someone obviously missed their shift this morning.

[Becca Lane @beccalecs]

When I grew up I wanted to be Kirstie Alley in It Takes two

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

Yo is dat little 2 year old dats smokin cigarettes on the internet, is dat real

[ℓεℓε @LeleTill]

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