beccamals

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[beccamals @beccamals]

RATE MY COACHELLA FIT!!!! Only cost $7083 💸💸💸

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they should invent a holiday like thanksgiving but with food that tastes good

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america needs a mean lesbian president

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they should invent a pharmacy with an app that actually works

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80° outside and a 4:59 sunset. this is Not Good I Think

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

For me to go to sleep tonight would require an anesthesiologist

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the water damage in my apartment lowkey makes me wanna play among us again

[patrick keene @doo_kee]

I pray body dysmorphia is real cause otherwise I look really really bad

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another caffeinated beverage will fix me i’m sure

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covid day 9 brain fog. my brain is running on Windows95 and i’ve been swimming through a lucid dream for the past week and a half. I instantly pass out when I try to spell restirourotont

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[josh b @y0cuando]

We laugh But that
until our ribs will never
get tough be enough

[beccamals @beccamals]

blaming it on my age as if Simone Biles isn’t 3 months older than me 🤣❤️‍🩹
adult gymnastics is not as easy as the Golden Girls of Team USA make it seem 🤧

[Garrett @Celebirteas]

As dark as this is…..some of y’all need to see this

[beccamals @beccamals]

office life is essentially just “which poshmarked madewell blouse shall I wear with the same exact pair of pants today” every day for the rest of your life

[beccamals @beccamals]

jd vance pees his pance

[stevie @adultmomband]

oh fffuuuckkkk I’m so busy

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

“How can a black woman also be Indian???”

“If a woman has high testosterone does that make her male???”

-The people trying to ban race and gender studies.

[beccamals @beccamals]

conservatives aiming for the gold in Mental Gymnastics at the Victim Olympics

[New York Post @nypost]

Rob Schneider boycotts Paris Olympics over drag ‘Last Supper’ parody: ‘Openly celebrates Satan’ https://t.co/Kq2E5NX4MD

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

[beccamals @beccamals]

@KeefewithanF LMFAOOOOOOO HAPPY PRIDE!🐊

[beccamals @beccamals]

“when’s the STRAIGHT pride parade???” the chick-fil-a drive thru is open 6 days a week. let us have our own thing