bam

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Replacing the rainbow with something even gayer.. the French

[Sam Youngman @samyoungman]

Trying to imagine the coverage if Obama had spent $60 million to host a pay-per-view NBA event at the White House where LeBron called Melania a hooker.

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

after all them years of calling dude sleepy joe is CRAZY

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

hunter biden summer, smoking cigarettes and telling everyone to go fuck themselves

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Republicans: Abortions are murder!

Also Republicans: Children dying from malnutrition, lack of vaccines and healthcare is perfectly acceptable as long as we can lower corporate tax rates by 1%.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[🏴based opossum🏴🚬 @CrustPunk161]

Filling my tank up with cheaper indiana gas to buy cheaper michigan weed then down to kentucky for cheaper cigarettes

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

So if Kamala Harris had started a war with Iran, gas prices doubled, and then asked taxpayers for $1 billion for a tacky gold ballroom, MAGA would’ve totally been normal and reasonable about it, right?

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Elon Musk called Hitler a socialist then Grok correctly debunks him by pointing out Hitler rejected Marxism and ran a fascist system that prioritized nationalism and private enterprise. Grok then explains socialism is class equality and worker ownership!

Never deleting this app.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Incredible how every “pro-life” policy actually leads to a large amount of unnecessary death.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

In reality, progressive feminist‘s only objection to what is happening here is that NFL cheerleaders are not paid a living wage and are often sexually harassed at the workplace. We literally like and support these women more than y’all do, we see them as workers with rights.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

I feel like I’m losing my mind. This can’t be real. Is this real? Is it a movie? A dream?

They’re all just obsessed… with straight faces.. about… a fucking ballroom?

[Covie @covie_93]

Hearing erika kirk say 'I just want to go home' doesn't move me because those were likely the last words of hundreds of school children who never made it home because unlike her they didn't have a security detail.

[Dr. Magic Panda @magicpanda_703]

This is how Republicans reacted to Biden’s election.

[bam @beccamardis]

We spend trillions of dollars of defense yearly but yeah, a ballroom anyone know the coordinates of sounds great rather than doing routine safety checks my fucking god what is this the grifted states of America end rant

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Build the White House Ballroom.

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

“He’s furious” brother he’s just coked out

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Posting like this while defunding the forest and national park service is such bullshit, man

[James Talarico Democrat @mtmanjaro10]

Why didn’t conservatives say this when ICE was killing US citizens?

[Angel @Theeunknowwn]

Ppl talking about "it's not clocking to u" but no one is talking about "Clearly u're here for an alternate agenda why would u wanna be here to provoke me like this?" or "this isn't love this is weird" or "go and have a good night somewhere else" or "no fking sir no way no how"