ℜ𝔢𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔠𝔞 𝔐𝔠ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔢𝔩𝔩

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[ℜ𝔢𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔠𝔞 𝔐𝔠ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔢𝔩𝔩 @BeccaMc5]

#metspregame fave British slang from two Brits is dogs bollocks

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The people with whom I’ll be discussing the rain over the next week or so:

1. Family members
Including frequently asking family members in other parts of the country “is it raining where you are?”

2. Colleagues
Being especially sure to ask “still raining?” when a colleague appears next to me absolutely drenched. It will also be the main topic of small talk to begin every video call

3. My neighbour
We shall roll our eyes, tut and say “lovely weather haha!”, both glad to have an excuse to dash inside our respective houses without looking rude

4. The supermarket checkout assistant
They will ask me if it’s still raining out there and I will say “yes, it’s terrible, isn’t it?”

5. Social media
I will describe the weather and someone on social media will get upset because the weather where I am isn’t exactly the same as where they are

6. The cat/dog
I will say “oh you’re soaked!” and they won’t understand me

7. Myself
I will stand and stare out of the window, hand on hip, other hand holding a mug, and occasionally mutter “really coming down now”

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I've just heard the awful news about Michael Gambon. The first time I ever laid eyes on him was in King Lear, in 1982, and if you'd told me then that brilliant actor would appear in anything I'd written, I'd have thought you were insane. Michael was a wonderful man in additional to being an outstanding actor, and I absolutely loved working with him, not only on Potter but also The Casual Vacancy. My deepest condolences go to Michael's family and everyone who loved him.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I have a friend coming over so naturally I’ve cleaned and tidied the house within an inch of its life. I look forward to saying “sorry about the mess” once they arrive.

[ℜ𝔢𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔠𝔞 𝔐𝔠ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔢𝔩𝔩 @BeccaMc5]

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[Freddie Mercury @freddie_mercury]

Freddie Mercury 🖤
5th September 1946 - 24th November 1991

Photograph by Neal Preston © Queen Productions Ltd

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[MARINA @MarinaDiamandis]

Oh to have small boobs for a day

The backless dresses I’d wear!

The braless errands I’d run in a tank top!

[ℜ𝔢𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔠𝔞 𝔐𝔠ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔢𝔩𝔩 @BeccaMc5]

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[kemi @kemimarie]

ayo if your relationship made it out of this retrograde, y’all are made to be.

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

Nice joke bro now I’m insecure

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Men used to buy you flowers now they give you depression and trust issues

[ℜ𝔢𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔠𝔞 𝔐𝔠ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔢𝔩𝔩 @BeccaMc5]

Aye cos they need it…

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

From next April the 45% top rate of tax (applies to those earning £150,000) will be scrapped. So the top rate will be the 40% higher rate threshold.

This means mega earners, pay the same rate as those on £50,000. #MiniBudget

[ℜ𝔢𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔠𝔞 𝔐𝔠ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔢𝔩𝔩 @BeccaMc5]

@LewisCapaldi @Spotify ❤️❤️❤️

[Ministry of Defence 🇬🇧 @DefenceHQ]

Thank you, Ma'am.

Thousands of Armed Forces personnel lined the streets and led the procession of Her Majesty The Queen's coffin, from Westminster Hall to Westminster Abbey.

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

heavy on the “be safe” & “i love you” because life is so unpredictable.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Today, I should've been at my friend's wedding. Instead, I'm sat at home crying, cos I told them I have Covid. I don't. I simply could not afford the £150 petrol, £120 hotel room, £60 drinks tab, £100 gift, £65 outfit, and pay my rent.