Becca Ptaszynski

Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home

[Becca Ptaszynski @beccaptaszynski]

@phoebewalsh_ Exactly yeah. “4 cutlets please Giovanni” if I’m with my children.

[Becca Ptaszynski @beccaptaszynski]

@phoebewalsh_ My butcher is my hairdresser

[Becca Ptaszynski @beccaptaszynski]

@phoebewalsh_ Also going to play it to my tailor and dance teacher

[Becca Ptaszynski @beccaptaszynski]

@SHSKHead Such fun! I could've quoted some choice extracts from the day Carmel and I were marched into your office for eating through the charity count-the-sweets jar. 'You're covered in skittle juice' particularly haunts me. Weren't we anarchic?!

[Becca Ptaszynski @beccaptaszynski]

So nearly vegan dined and dialled Harry Styles last night

[Becca Ptaszynski @beccaptaszynski]

Actually going to call it a soup and stop eating it

[Becca Ptaszynski @beccaptaszynski]

My pho smells and tastes like the Jorvik Centre

[Becca Ptaszynski @beccaptaszynski]

Something good https://t.co/nIDTxRsy9Z

[Samaritans @samaritans]

Any day of the week can be difficult. If, like Roland in this exclusive @TimKeyPerson poem, today is a struggle remember #WeListen 📱 116 123

[Becca Ptaszynski @beccaptaszynski]

@phoebewalsh_ @millietennant @SallyRoberta I've bought you a badge to say sorry for the mistake you didn't need to know I'd made

[Becca Ptaszynski @beccaptaszynski]

@phoebewalsh_ @millietennant @SallyRoberta I'm wearing you! (Left it on the plane, drove away from the airport, went back and got it)

[Becca Ptaszynski @beccaptaszynski]

👌 https://t.co/XYnooUenep

[Samaritans @samaritans]

"He didn't much fancy plodding through the gloom just yet."
Read @TimKeyPoet's unique take on #BrewMonday with an exclusive poem, "Monday"☕️

[Becca Ptaszynski @beccaptaszynski]

@explorepatrick @TfLBusAlerts shall we all cool down over Christmas and pick this up in 2017? Think the question will still stand weirdly

[Becca Ptaszynski @beccaptaszynski]

@explorepatrick @TfLBusAlerts really sorry you've had to weigh in here (assuming what you're doing is "weighing in"?)

[Becca Ptaszynski @beccaptaszynski]

@TfLBusAlerts u know I'm a big fan but I'm gonna need to know why the 73 just took 25 mins to come from stoke new. Guys? I'm so late?

[Becca Ptaszynski @beccaptaszynski]

@JuliaBradbury do you reckon you'll get back to me about this pic then?

[Becca Ptaszynski @beccaptaszynski]

@millietennant @lilymagenis @SallyRoberta @phoebewalsh_
I'll stay quiet this time

[Becca Ptaszynski @beccaptaszynski]

A newsreader just described the rain as meaningful and I know he's going to get away with it.

[Becca Ptaszynski @beccaptaszynski]

Almost old enough to be the mother of the girl in Fill Me In #notlongnow

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

One of the most beautiful Potter-related things ever.

I'm not crying. YOU'RE crying. #CormacSeachoy https://t.co/lmz9k4QaPL