Doris

Keeping it PG since '98....or at least the day my mom discovered twitter

[Doris @beccapuma]

When you're done aruguing with someone and you hear them whisper something under their breath

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Some little bitch that reported my Fortnite account got me banned and at 27 I shouldn’t be saying this sentence, yet here I am upset about it

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I fear my minimalism has gone too far. I just threw out my dining room set and now have a completely empty dining room, looked around and said “perfect”. Someone help

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Fuck Drake!

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I think the hardest part of becoming a mom was accepting that when someone tells my daughter a yo mama joke in the future they’ll be talking about me

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@MikePuma_ I have a microphone too😭stay tuned for video lmao

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@MikePuma_ Get into ittttt

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My husband and I literally created the most beautiful girl in the entire world it’s so insane

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@MikePuma_ Dr. Seuss ass rhymes

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@MikePuma_ Drake being #1 is a fucking sin dude ew

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@MikePuma_ You’re gonna HATE turning 30

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@bjourdyn I’ve been saying this!🙌🏼

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@MikePuma_ not your best look sorry to say

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he looks like a baby who just shit himself

[Doris @beccapuma]

People who make their bachelor/bachelorette parties MULTIPLE day affairs deserve the death penalty

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@MikePuma_ Shit looks ass

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@MikePuma_ Just ridiculous🤣

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@MariaPuma17 I love that for you!!!🤩🤩♥️that’s so gorg I remember you always said that!

[Doris @beccapuma]

@MikePuma_ Some of my favorite people ever♥️♥️

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I just beat the Bop It first thing this new year. I’m gonna be fucking unstoppable

[Doris @beccapuma]

FINALLY got to a place I was comfortable with financially after buying the house and the wedding…BOOM. car stolen. I fucking hate people so much

[Doris @beccapuma]

I’m addicted to raising canes I can’t go home