I look at my mum’s old house on Google maps street view, the house where I grew up. It says ‘Image captured May 2009’. There is a light on in her bedroom. It is still her house, she is still alive, I am still visiting every few months on the train to Bodmin Parkway,
My neighbor is playing music really loud and I was gonna bang on the wall but I realized she was playing Last Kiss by Taylor Swift...okay girly turn it up I’m coming over with some wine we’re both going through it
Imagine Joe Jonas thinking he was in the clear once Taylor started writing songs about other guys and then 13 years later she was like “actually let’s circle back”
I’ve worked in Hospitality for so long that people being mean to me doesn’t even phase me anymore. You think you can hurt my feelings? I get yelled at for a living, try again.