Rebecca Shea

USA Today Best Selling author. UND Grad. Master of sarcasm. Lover of inappropriate humor, my kids, vodka, and tacos. Not necessarily in that order.

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Leaving this site soon! Follow me here instead! https://t.co/VikoldOPcN

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@buttkicker7 = New Mayor of Doucheganistan.

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Day 9, #MarchOfMaxine
One Wild Night
By @aljacksonauthor and @beccasheaauthor
Narrated by @NarratorMaxine and @TEDDYHAMILTON14

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@joncoopertweets Let 👏🏼 The 👏🏼 Boat 👏🏼 Sink 👏🏼

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@TM_Frazier Congratulations!!!!

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@nathaliejacoby1 Me 🙋🏻‍♀️

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@CalltoActivism Arizona

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@DarkMarkTarryn Fucking spewing facts again, Fisher….

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So let me get this straight…Colleen is the villain in all of this f*ckery? Mmmkay. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 (Psst. For the ignorant here on Twitter…stealing books, eBooks, any eContent is a crime.)

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@stephcampbell_ Yes. So much yes. Like what was so wrong with soft cheese that you had to take it a step too far?

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Listen, I hope Khlo-money (@khloekardashian) bangs the h*ll out of Michele and lives out her wildest fantasies. Then I hope she goes home a new woman, refreshed and ready to never date an NBA player again. If anyone deserves it, it’s her. Get. It. Khloe.💪🏼

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@AveryFlynn Christ on a cracker…this is bananas.

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@CDReisswriter I’m in AZ (Red), but both boys are in an even more Red state. It’s awful. Gross. Disturbing, and quite honestly sickening.

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@EyeBuyDirect is the WORST. Spent hundreds on glasses for a pair that is awful quality & they’re trying to only give me $28 back for a refund. Don’t waste your time or $ with this company.

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@ninabocci Big hugs to you :(

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@romancingAndrea ***howling***

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@romancingAndrea Also muting.

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Is it a requirement to be a part of the new @90DayFiance franchise you have to be weird as fuck? It’s borderline creepy. Between Salt Lake Steven and Idaho Ella it’s just 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

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@BoHines Some real small dick energy in this picture.

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#SaltLakeSteven singing is the creepiest shit I’ve ever witnessed. 😬😬 #90DayFiance