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not for public consumption: wearer of mullets, lover of pizza, probably living on a bus.

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@Pgh311 debris from uncollected trash is covering our block. I made a request that went unaddressed. Someone came this morning with a leaf blower, pushing debris from next door and the block into the street and sidewalk in front of our building. Also debris all over my car.

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@sheetz where are you hiding the chicken tenders !? #sadsaladsub

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Not sure who is the credited artist, but @KarenKilgariff : cheese pervert 🧀

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modern romance: saying goodnight then proceeding to send 20 reels in a row 🙃

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putting up my Halloween decor is less fun when I realize most of my Halloween decor is out year round… ☠️🕯️🔮

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can’t wait for mike to be fully moved in, so after a long day out and about together we can hide in separate rooms 🥰

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Seeing my friends move into new phases of life, falling in love, getting engaged and married, growing their families, adopting new pets, buying homes, etc. just makes my heart SO HAPPY.

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@cttirb 😬😬 sorry that I am a proper internet stalker

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It cracks me up when people in Europe are wearing US city merch like it’s trendy… your “Brooklyn” baseball cap is fooling no one.

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made a yummy meal to enjoy with my love before sending him off for a few days at the recording studio, the best part was my having enough to give my mom some dinner on her way home from a rough day at the office 🥰

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my toxic trait is having a closet full of banging pieces and still wearing the same 20-year-old oversized t-shirt all day.

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I will truly never get over the fact that Mike expresses his love by writing me silly little songs 🥰 (and by silly I mean simply lovely and thoughtful songs he painstakingly records and produces)

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I’m at the point in my relationship where my BF comes over after work just to pick up the groceries I got him and troll https://t.co/4PCFE5FOsk with me for an hour while I fold laundry. AH ROMANCE.

[lesbians for lucy dacus @phoebertbobert]

making assumptions about you based on your favorite punisher song:
a thread 🩻 🌙

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Listening the @MyFavMurder while eating breakfast at my hotel in Saudi Arabia, and I’m concerned that if my American clothing wasn’t drawing enough attention, they might be able to hear @KarenKilgariff yelling *FUCK* thru my airpods.

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Lest y’all be fooled by the mushy proof of our relationship on the internet, we show up every day and do the hard work, and support each other fully through happiness and hard times. And that, my friends, is the true beauty of love.

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lmao that almost every music artist I follow lost their blue checks, but thank god my boyfriend still has his so I can sleep in peace 🤣

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I’m annoying level “saw Michael every day this week and spent 8 hours together today, then got sad when he left to go home despite the fact I will be with him all day tomorrow at both of our family events”

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Really looking forward to The Go-Gos episode of Bandsplain @yasisalek ✨ #replyguys

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hello twitter, have a picture of my extremely hot boyfriend, who I love very much, and took me to look at puppies today. 🐶💕🔥