Becca Turner

*PARODY ACCOUNT* I'm hilarious & I love myself

[Becca Turner @beccatturner]

I'm meeting a friend for Mexican but I arrived before her & I was trying to take my coat off while sitting in the booth but the waiter thought I was shimmying so he started shimmying so I started actually shimmying to spare him & now I remember why I always show up late to places

[Becca Turner @beccatturner]

Maybe I’m way behind but I just looked up what an Oura Ring costs and IM SORRY WHAT?!?! Yall are paying $500 for a bad tech/style crossover dad that won’t last until Christmas? This isn’t the Apple Watch. Move along and admit you regret the purchase 😭

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

it actually is tho

[Becca Turner @beccatturner]

Yessss carrie Ann is back! We love it we needed it !!!

[Becca Turner @beccatturner]

I would love to hear Jake Shane’s commentary on all these numbers 😂

[Becca Turner @beccatturner]

Alright guys week two who is going home?!? I am sad that I think it might be Corey :/ and Baron???

[Becca Turner @beccatturner]

Sorry I was wrong it’s not season 20 of DWTS it’s season 34 it’s been TWENTY years 😅

[Becca Turner @beccatturner]

Let’s me honest we all know I’m just here for TOPANGA!!!!

[Becca Turner @beccatturner]

Alix choosing “circus” as her anthem 🥵

[Becca Turner @beccatturner]

Barron and Britt’s number was funn but was it goooood? Idk idk

[Becca Turner @beccatturner]

Maybe Whitney is the one to watch 👀👀👀

[Becca Turner @beccatturner]

Mark Ballis hair ?!?!!

[Becca Turner @beccatturner]

Hang on they have all of Momtok out here to see Whitney and Jen?!

[Becca Turner @beccatturner]

12/20 go @elaine4animals

[Becca Turner @beccatturner]

Meredith Blake dancing to @KeshaRose ?!? I am thrilled to see it

[Becca Turner @beccatturner]

ELAINE HENDRICKS?!?? They got Meredith Blake out here??? #DWTS

[Becca Turner @beccatturner]

Okay waaaaait they gave Dylan at 10/20 ?!?! No way no way Jordan was def better -_-

[Becca Turner @beccatturner]

Okay Dylan efron ? How did I not know Zac had a brother ! His dancing needs some work tho! Maybe he’ll get better but so far I was not impressed

[lex @lexlisbon]

i'm chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are

[Becca Turner @beccatturner]

Okay okay first dance of the night Jordan and Ezra dancing to @Beyonce !!!! Love it love it but they only got a 10/20 we’ll see how this goes

[Becca Turner @beccatturner]

Oh nooo where is @carrieanninaba tonight ?!! Hope she’s okay and feeling better soon 😢 #DWTS