I took my boyfriend's puppy for the night since he had to work, and now he's texting me every 10 seconds to ask what he's doing and to make sure he's okay😂😂😂
In line at McDonald’s.... shitty little kid behind me screaming he wants an apple pie at his mother...
I get to counter...
Me: Hi I’ll have a Number 3, Large.... and excuse me how many apple pies do you have back there....
McD worker: 12
Me: I’ll take them all