Rebecca Daves

I use a lot of exclamation points.

[Brooklyn Nine-Nine @brooklyn99]

Always our Captain. We love you, Andre.

[Rebecca Daves @beccers11]

Being a hardcore Swiftie seems like too much math for me

[Rebecca Daves @beccers11]

Not me strategically placing my badge over where I spilled my lunch on my scrub top

[Rebecca Daves @beccers11]

I knew it was coming but I still wasn’t prepared for when it actually happened. I can’t find words for my level of anger. This country does not care about women at all.

[Rebecca Daves @beccers11]

A patient told me he “sees marriage in my future.” Ok… do you also see the who and the when?

[Rebecca Daves @beccers11]

Ok but like has anyone seen Brie Larson and Phoebe Bridgers in the same room together? To me they are the same person.

[Rebecca Daves @beccers11]

Telling my 75 year-old patient that she needs to come back in five years for her colonoscopy:

Her:”Well maybe Jesus will come before then.”

Me: 😳😳😳 “ I guess that’s one way to get out of it?”

[Rebecca Daves @beccers11]

So kind of Garth Brooks to reschedule his concert on my birthday 🥳

[Rebecca Daves @beccers11]

When we learned about the Supreme Court in school and they said the term was “for life”, I thought that meant the only way out was when you died.

[Rebecca Daves @beccers11]

I saw a worker at the grocery store cleaning up an empty banana peel that someone just shoved on a shelf. Why are people like this???

[Rebecca Daves @beccers11]

Snow days just don’t hit the same when you can’t work from home and actually have to be out in it. Like it’s pretty but I hate it.

[Rebecca Daves @beccers11]

At least all the Golden Girls can be together now. #RIPBettyWhite

[Rebecca Daves @beccers11]

@pale_chicksrule It just makes me so mad! Like you’re not getting sympathy for putting yourself and your “freedom” above your patients! Are you a social worker at a hospital now?

[Rebecca Daves @beccers11]

You don’t get to choose “medical freedom” when you work in a hospital taking care of vulnerable patients. You made the choice to work in healthcare and I’m not going to feel bad for you for making a decision that puts patients at risk.

[Rebecca Daves @beccers11]

I feel like I’m too young to say this but pressure washing is my new favorite hobby.

[Rebecca Daves @beccers11]

I wore an N-95 today for literally 30 minutes and I already have 2 pimples forming on my chin. I need this pandemic to end so I can have my skin back please.

[Rebecca Daves @beccers11]

I’ve officially heard it all. A patient wanted to bring his own Q-tip for us to swab his nose because he says ours are probably made in China and already contain the Coronavirus.

[Rebecca Daves @beccers11]

I don’t care what kind of day you’ve had, this will always make it better. https://t.co/rKvcKXJbJX

[Rebecca Daves @beccers11]

I could never work in a corporate settings because emails give me way too much anxiety.

[Rebecca Daves @beccers11]

Patient was anxious before her procedure today and asked if she could listen to music before her case. Me: “ Sure what do you like to listen to?”

Patient: “Taylor Swift”

Me: GIRL I GOT YOU!! Which album??