6 ways to have a good weekend:
1. Drink coffee.
2. Avoid people.
3. Read books. Go for a walk.
4. Drink more coffee.
5. Keep avoiding people.
6. Read more books. Go for a walk.
Being 43 is wild. People your age are living completely different lives.
Some are grandparents. Some are raising toddlers. Some are newly divorced. Some are newly engaged. Some haven’t slept in three years. Some are in St. Tropez posting Aperol spritzes from a yacht.
Some look 25.
Some look like they personally remember the invention of Tupperware.
Nobody got the same assignment.
Since when do kidnappers let you keep your phone?
“Here we are Petal,we will cable tie your hands but feel free to call your wife & have full access to the internet, just don’t call the police ok”
Katie Price needs to wake up or quit the awful acting if they are in it together
@MichelleDewbs I run a dance and cheer academy and the amount of parents who (when I pull them to comment on their kids behaviour usually) say “they’ve never had star of the week” or “it’s the same kids every week”
How about tell your kids once they listen, behave, work hard they might get it!