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[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

My son is gonna be so mad when I name him Garrett (short for cigarettes)

[bonnie @fwrosting]

if your baby is ugly im not hiding my cigarette around it

[priscilla (alt) @seashell_luvr]

I am well aware that there is no benefit for a woman to be as opinionated as I am, truly doing it for the love of the game.

[Kentrell @AkadeBemsen]

Imagine being a squirter in the 1600s and they call you a witch

[hunter @3gpmh]

lighting a cigarette with the fire that’s inside me

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

When u both don’t chase so you just never talk again

[Karine M. Donelle @KarineMDonelle]

Le travail du corps, les jeux de regards… Qu’on donne un Oscar à la marmotte de gauche

[angel @aw_]

no one noticed when i was sad but everyone noticed when i dated 3 guys at once ..

[hunter @3gpmh]

an evil woman is just an average man

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

grabbing the headboard while we fuckin now he getting a real blow job

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

"I'm not a feminist"
well hand over that phone, car, bank card, driving licence, mortgage, degree, and go quit your job then queen

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

My little cousin could do this too if you gave him some of your hot chips

[DES. @destinCONRAD]

bitches that got military time on they phone want attention SOOOOOO bad like okay cadet kelly

[Kilishi Baby💗 @layeesha6]

Every woman should be a feminist. And if you think otherwise, then don’t drive a car, don’t own a bank account, and you sure as hell shouldn’t go to school because feminism is the reason you’re allowed to do all that in the first place.

[floobsie (comms open!) @fioobsie]

why is it so hard to say rough twice in a row : /

[Izzo @israeldfirzt]

My daughter said she likes lying because it makes her heart beat fast 😭😭😭😭 wtf😭😭

[Cyberfem @Cyberfema]

When I’m beating my husband but then I catch a glimpse of my face card in his tears

[Redd @ReddCinema]

I can't believe camouflage actually fooled me I feel like a big fucking stupid moose

[K @imthespecialk]

He was pregnant with Jacob Elordi here

[luna @promiscrinq]

a man should put the woman he is in love with before his male friends and a woman should put her girlfriends over the man she is in love with