Apréndete esto, hijo:
En el nidal nuevo hay que dejar un huevo. Cuando te aletié la vejez aprenderás a vivir, sabrás que los hijos se te van, que no te agradecen nada; que se comen hasta tu recuerdo.
My cheating wife texted me: “I’m stuck at work. Happy 10th anniversary, babe.” But I was sitting two tables away in the same restaurant, watching her lean across the table and kiss her millionaire boss. Just as I stood up to confront them, a strange woman grabbed my arm and whispered, “Stay calm. The real show’s about to start.”
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