Bec

Snow cone aficionado, 25% dry shampoo. Here for MAFS tweets 💪🏼

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Bronte better rock up in crocs, and a tracksuit underneath overalls today. FUCK YOU HARRISON. #MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

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“I’m going to let Bronte redeem herself to me,” says Harrison. In unrelated news - Nomination for Worst Australian of the Year 2023 lodged. #MAFSAU

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Harrison: WHERE IS YOUR COMMITMENT? Why aren’t you paying child support for my child? #MAFSAU #MAFS

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Harrison: it’s really hard for me. Bronte doesn’t understand that I have menstrual cramps too. #MAFS #MAFSAU

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Harrison: I was personally violated. This is a special day for me. It is International Women’s Day after all. #MAFSAU #MAFS

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Bronte: I have realised that Harrison has the maturity of a 5.5year old. #MAFS

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@LucyThack As a fellow shit sleeper parent, I highly recommend the gentle sleep book.

Sleep school will stress you and baby more. This is meant to be a helpful comment. Likely won’t come across that way.

Chuck baby in bed with you, sleep with a sheet, kick partner out. Best solution.

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Shannon hadn’t learnt how to shave yet, and has no emotional intelligence. Lucky he’s a 0/10. #WOW #MAFSAU

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Please send the SAS in, get Josh out of there. Go go go go go. #MAFSAU

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“Josh can you let us know how you’re feeling… I can’t seem to work out what your sobbing means?” #MAFSAU

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Please someone send up a flare. Can someone rescue him from her vagina… PLEASE. #MAFSAU

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THOR COMES OUT SWINGING. Cop that Melissa #MAFSAU

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Melissa take time out from humping anything cylindrical to sit on the couch… #MAFSAU

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“I’ve got the girl back who I walked down the aisle with,” Harrison.

VOICEOVER: The one who didn’t know about your ick.

#MAFSAustralia

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Can one imagine the quality of Harrison’s building projects? “Nah, we didn’t agree on a roof. I’m trying.” #MAFSAU

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@EmilyRowe69 He lost me at “cheater on wife”.

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PLEASE ADVISE: DO VEGANS KILL MOZZIES?

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@Centrelink Kedron

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@centrelinkgovau @Centrelink hello -
Still waiting for CSS balancing… still pending despite Aug tax return lodgement?

[Bec @becgranfield]

When your family’s ick eventually covers the previous families’ icks that have stayed at the holiday house before you = 👌🏼