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not as good of a person as my dog thinks I am but I try!!

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

how life feels when the team you jumped on the bandwagon for two weeks ago wins the championship in a sport you don’t normally watch

[vic @CountOnVic]

I love this dumbass shit so much lmaooo

[kat @yslnadi]

when you finally understand that it didn't work because you would have hated that life

[Leslie Marshall @LeslieMarshall]

Yes, another one of those liberal Woke universities and thank God for them

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

So if Kamala Harris had started a war with Iran, gas prices doubled, and then asked taxpayers for $1 billion for a tacky gold ballroom, MAGA would’ve totally been normal and reasonable about it, right?

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Noah Kahan scores his first #1 album on the Billboard 200 with ‘The Great Divide.’

[masha @masha_slp]

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Looking in the mirror the week before your period:

[‏ً @itsnwts]

The older I get the more i realize that a lot of adults are healing their inner child and that's one of the reasons why i don't make fun of people who have "childish" hobbies. Some people didn't get to have a childhood until they became adults.

[✞ Richard ✞ @Richard_gh1]

“Sleep peacefully tonight, for God is greater than anything you will face
tomorrow.”

1 Peter 5:7

[Laura Vater, MD, MPH @doclauravater]

In healthcare, no amount of personal wellness practices can substitute for appropriate staffing, humane scheduling, efficient clinical workflows, adequate administrative support, or a culture of psychological safety.

[Havoc @Havoc_Six]

US servicemember deaths due to combat in World War 1: 53,402

US servicemember deaths due to influenza & related pneumonia in World War 1: 45,000

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Mark Twain would have been absolutely brilliant on Twitter

[‏ً @itsnwts]

men are 100% more emotional than women, society just likes to pretend that anger and impatience aren’t emotions

[Sulman Aziz Mirza, MD? | TheKicksShrink @sulmoney]

Your doctor hates Big Pharma and Big Insurance and Big Hospital more than you do

[♡ @ArtCelineLove]

I've already given it my all this week and it's only Tuesday.

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

When Cristina Yang said, “i don’t hate children. I respect children. I think they should have parents who want them”, I felt that.

[Brynn @pcbrynn]

I remember parents absolutely losing it because teachers wore masks during Covid and their kids couldn’t read facial expressions.
But replacing them with robots that have no face at all? Yeah, that’s fine.

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

my tayvis heart 🥹🫶🏻😭✨❤️ #iHeartAwards2026