Becky

What I lack in dignity I make up for with wit. I work for the government which is not as cool as it sounds.

[Becky @beckbo91]

Re-read my old tweets, im fuckin funny as hell

[Becky @beckbo91]

Retweeting an old tweet that remain relevant

[Becky @beckbo91]

I love my fiancé even when he falls asleep watching his gaming videos and I have to choose between tinny noise or waking him up

[Becky @beckbo91]

I don’t tweet anymore but this is a special occasion because I can’t sleep. The dog is snoring, the husband is snoring and it’s some surround sound bullshit in my own bedroom

[Becky @beckbo91]

@lettersfromldn I would kill everyone and then myself for my dog

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

shoutout to every woman that goes to work and tries during periods miscarraiges hidden pregnancies menopause racism misogyny to continue to assert their worth and implement their vision

[Becky @beckbo91]

Due to the storm it has taken me a million hours to get to work. In this time I have caught up on Twitter which I have not looked at in about a year

[Becky @beckbo91]

@Kyle_Grizzell I wouldn’t, I am deeply uncool

[Miranda Hart @mermhart]

Happy Day to all those men who haven’t been able to have or chosen not to have children but make great loving, encouraging fathers in their own way. ❤️

[Stephanie Beatriz @iamstephbeatz]

Hi I’m bi and married to a dude. Also I’m an immigrant! Hope you enjoy the art I’m adding to the planet! 😚

[Becky @beckbo91]

I require advice on how to discreetly dispose of disgusting coffee when you have a reusable cup

[Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar]

For fuck's sake just end Brexit and get back to dealing with climate change, homelessness, prejudice, economic inequality and which season of Buffy was best.

[Becky @beckbo91]

So much cleaning and not enough sleep. Never ever move house. Ever.

[Becky @beckbo91]

Although it’s currently a battle between I AM VERY STRESSED and crying at pictures of dogs

[Becky @beckbo91]

I can’t sleep and it’s about this time when my brain decides its time to think about nonsense

[Becky @beckbo91]

@Kyle_Grizzell Wiggly Figgly

[Becky @beckbo91]

@Kyle_Grizzell I don’t think I will ever get over this

[Becky @beckbo91]

Saw a dog so beautiful I cried

[Becky @beckbo91]

@georgiaecha 135 emails that cOULD HAVE BEEN 5

[Becky @beckbo91]

Get you a man that helps you leeeeisure like @Jenna_Marbles and celebrate being a 28 year old ladyyy