Kristen Becker

Go Bills. Comedian. "Welcome to Provincetown" Podcast. Founder @summerofsass. Co-Owner Topless Tours Ptown, Co-host/producer Fruit Basket Comedy, Ptown.

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If the president is immune from prosecution then Biden COULD technically order an assassination of a political rival, right?

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The #VMAs could be any day of the year and you put it on 9/11 the ONE time I forgot?

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It's crazy that @katyperry ended up married to Orlando Bloom and @rustyrockets ended up married to Jesus #VMAs

[Travis @twitmercan]

Trump’s neck p*ssy is crazy tonight 🥴

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@JoeKinseyexp @StealthRalf Blue hair lesbians ? Why don't think old lesbiands don't want to smash the puss?

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No one is more prepared to debate a babbling @JDVance more than a former high school teacher.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

See you on October 1, JD.

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Watching men lose their shit over someone not birthing a child is hilarious bc they have also never done that.

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So the @NFL can't add $1 per ticket for the cheerleaders?

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Watching someone talk to our president feels exactly like telling my dad it's really doesn't feel safe for him to be driving anymore?

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@lizzwinstead I made it to the second trimester of that debate

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Omg let them go to bed #DebateNight

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Are you kidding me ? #NFLDraft #BillsMafia

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Traded the pick to the Chiefs?! #BillsMafia

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How come if I type in "twi..." into my app search, "x" pops up? Fucking get it together @elonmusk do you identify as X or not?

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You have to admit, rising from the dead is one hell of a transition tho

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Hey @yassofroyo , longtime customer, first time writer here. I love the crunchy quinoa and branched out to the strawberry yogurt version. Y'all should hit that strawberry with dark chocolate , respectfully.

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@StuMcCallister If this was what you could let go off I imagine your PC is Deep!

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Shoutout to @StuMcCallister for the #billsmafia hookup! I've only been in the card collecting fun for a couple of weeks but he sent some gems ! Thank you!

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You too @ericarhodes
And @beckercomedy,a great sports fan...
I know y'all want to see this happen.

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Doubling Down for the Lobos.
#GoLobos

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@PhilanthropyGal omg my GF is a huge fan and I'm a dyke comic that just got into cards- we're coming to NYC but not til mid March - save me something before all these boys buy out your store (something a no name comic can afford)