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[Eccedentesiast ⚕️ @__amalleiu_z__]

i love being in bed. i don’t understand how people don’t get into bed and immediately feel happier. Sometimes I get into bed and that is my activity, just being in bed, because that’s how happy it makes me. I just lay there and think about how I’m in my bed and I’m happy about it

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Can’t believe I’ve been married for 3 years next month 🥺

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@LanaSpandley My favorite is the people allergic to epinephrine bc it “makes my heart beat fast”

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@iRaeee_GoHard @Fra_Ford4 Yeah I’ll pass on that one 😂

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I am falling apart one body part at a time 🙃🫠

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A big 🖕🏼to @UPS for delivering my package to a random person in a different city

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@gnarls_b Are you trying to download from the Amazon app to the kindle app?

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@k_cross2013 this is still funny to this day 😂😂

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Anyone have any clue what drunk Becca was trying to say 😂😂

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@Im_That_Chance Just don’t become Dr Wolff pls 😂

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Shipt is the best thing to happen to my life

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@Im_That_Chance @leblanc_tyler 💯💯💯. Would also like to say I’ve had malpractice insurance since I graduated bc I never trusted anyone especially in the ICU. ICU/ED RNs hold peoples lives in their hands and no hospital will back you.

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@leblanc_tyler @Im_That_Chance A lot of employers will tell you they’ll cover/protect you so a lot of people don’t get it and don’t realize the hospital won’t do anything

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The worst part about hip surgery isn’t even that your hip itself hurts. It’s the muscle spasms and how tight all your muscles get. Like tf

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@Im_That_Chance Ok love this and needed this.

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10/10 do not recommend hip surgery

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Not even a full week into recovery and already feeling bad about not being able to do anything for myself 😅

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@RedmanRoy Literally the worst part of being an adult

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These post op hip muscle spasms are no joke 🥲