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[Beck @Beckjd]

#NewProfilePic

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It’s been so long since I’ve done it I had forgotten how bad it feels to throw up

[Beck @Beckjd]

I must look tired today because the cleaning lady just came in the office looked at me and said “it’ll be over soon”. Not sure if she ment the day or my life but ether way, woohoo I guess.

[marina @mp_marinamarket]

A fair point made on Tumblr:
#SaveStargate

[Teri @Teri07581206]

@MattWallace888

[Beck @Beckjd]

@fifarooony

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@fifarooony

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@Jadababy25 Every day

[Beck @Beckjd]

@fifarooony

[Beck @Beckjd]

Someone called me at practically midnight and left a message that said “This is Marcus and I’m about to whoop this bitches ass”. Was kinda looking forward to doing something different today.

[Oluwatobi 🎀 @_tobyblush]

List of places I won't be going this year:

• The extra mile
• Above & Beyond
• Back & forth
• Out of my way
• All out for people
• Where I’m not invited

So help me God.

[Deb @DontCallMeDebby]

Why only me ?

[Beck @Beckjd]

@fifarooony Close enough 🤣

[Notorious D.A.B. @DabAggin]

@KyleKulinski Trump running into Monica Lewinsky under the Resolute Desk

[Beck @Beckjd]

@putzisbackbaby Every damn time

[Beck @Beckjd]

Sometimes I don’t think my wife truly appreciates the heartfelt romantic things I say to her.

[Beck @Beckjd]

@fifarooony @Fightpal Nah that’s getting expedited.

[Beck @Beckjd]

@Fightpal Immediate divorce

[Beck @Beckjd]

@fifarooony

[• 𝙲𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚢 • @CourtneyRutled]

I refuse to go anywhere I’m not invited. I just think that “you’re always invited” is such an empty gesture & I’d never invite myself. If you wanted me there you’d invite me, simple as that.