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[FEETLOVER69 @becksdeck]

@cultofthelamb how did you manage to secure the rights for sex mechanics from the CEO?

[Kingsman265 @Kingsman265MR]

I am not a 6’5 bwc aura mogger with a chiseld frame 💀 Y’all are setting me up

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

[FEETLOVER69 @becksdeck]

@himexjia eyp

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@KairoCasts er..

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@Netherite0 never won anything after flor left 😂😂😂

[FEETLOVER69 @becksdeck]

@inspire_val @jawgemo what an inspiring tweet

[vctslander @vctslander]

Zekken, you must go in first

[FEETLOVER69 @becksdeck]

@nAts__ss its okay its steam not riot a death squad will get your account back within the hour

[FEETLOVER69 @becksdeck]

@tizian_vlr whats tnmt? teenage ninja mutant turtles?

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@lhfaria @prrrristine goated

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@rosyyae every roster change just proved that these guys can make it work with ANYONE

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@clarwey

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@RyushiiChan_

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@N4RRATE aight piccolo we see the phone

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@baovlr no trophy without flordiddy sr turned against my goat too soon

[FEETLOVER69 @becksdeck]

@valesportsna flordiddy vindicated

[FEETLOVER69 @becksdeck]

@h0shiNohate this isnt a kinder joy this is a kinder terror

[FEETLOVER69 @becksdeck]

@SicK_cs @39daph @westjett1 rent is paid for the next millennia

[Swift+ @swift_reviews]

BREAKING: A blue whale's poo can weigh as much as 4 tonnes making it the second largest piece of shit in the world just behind the LOGITECH G PRO SUPERLIGHT.