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Soft as you like

[RW @beckwig]

I had to reopen my account to tell you: after three weeks’ searching I FOUND SIMONE WEIL’S GRAVE. I feel a quiet sense of peace. Plus, I saw this bush that looks like a bum. I’m still shakey but if this doesn’t deserve collective celebration what doesn’t

[Alp @alplicable]

Might be my best AI-generated art prompt to date. I give you “Pikachu painted by Monet”.

[RW @beckwig]

Angela Lansbury was very important to me and that is all I want to say about that. Now where is my 10 days of mourning, my venerable queue to nowhere.

[The Romanticism blog @Wordsworthians]

Today's picture: Wordsworth's dog, Pepper #RomanticsPics

[Every Nandos @everynandos]

Jocoserious Nandos

[RW @beckwig]

@KofTheTriffids Absolute commitment to Spanish friends. This is what I crave and I am pleased.

[RW @beckwig]

@KofTheTriffids @shotscarecrow 😭 😭😭

[RW @beckwig]

NO NO THIS IS THE ONE

[RW @beckwig]

No wAit, this is it.

[RW @beckwig]

The only truly relevant tweet

[Sean @shornKOOMINS]

A solemn Tony Cascarino is broadcasting on Talksport. Who better to cover this historic event.

Cascarino said: "I had a Chinese delivered just moments after the announcement. It felt wrong and very disrespectful to eat it, so as a mark of respect I threw it in the bin."

[RW @beckwig]

@KofTheTriffids BUT I AM THE PLEASED CAT NOW

[RW @beckwig]

For me, the thumbs up are everything. 🦪👍👍

[RW @beckwig]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS.

[Amy Langdon @alangdon17]

this is the mascot for the Halifax Oyster Festival and i’m absolutely terrified of it.

[Amy Langdon @alangdon17]

this is the mascot for the Halifax Oyster Festival and i’m absolutely terrified of it.

[RW @beckwig]

Just 2 B clear - it’s “Would It Kill You to Laugh” and it’s (devastatingly) behind the paywall of the US-based Peacock network. And I have not got the intellectual capacity to resurrect my complex web of US aliases and credit card proxies. All I can do is THROW myself at yr mercy

[RW @beckwig]

If you are American or a garden variety pirate, I will do anything to gain access to this. ANYTHING. I have tweeted at a CORPORATION for god’s sake. Plz dm me with your kindness.

(& yes I know about VPNs. Don’t come at me with acronyms of any kind.)

Thank you, I love you. Plz

[Vulture @vulture]

Kate Berlant and John Early, the mommy and daddy of comedy, are finally making a one-hour special together https://t.co/xK8MFHa1KE

[RW @beckwig]

@NOW I write to you in clear and obvious desperation. Are you going to bring “Would it Kill You To Laugh” (sketch special w/ Kate Berlant & John Early) to the Peacock channel? I need this, Now TV. The UK needs this.

[RW @beckwig]

@aeromenthe @jcalpickard I remember when it all wasn’t casual mortality and background hell! I miss when my sadness was cute and online. But I am genuinely cheered to see your little circle again.