Becky Kozinski

31. She/Her. Music Educator. Singer-Songwriter. Go Pack Go. Wreck ‘Em Tech.

[Brando 🐞 @homesickbrando]

The CEO of the unhappy factory:

[Vic @getawaycarvic]

Happy Taylor Swift and Noah Kahan month or otherwise known as August! May your air be salty, your doors be rusty, and you feel alive for the first time in a long time!

[strawberry milk* princess @plurbovers]

i cant believe all new cars have that ipad in the middle. i don’t want an ipad there. where are the buttons and doodads and gizmos what the FUCK

[Devvin @TheDevvin]

He’s training in self-defense in case some lunatic tries to rob him. Good job, Jimothy❤️🦝

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Do you think the sirens from the odyssey would be down for a collab do they have socials or a managers email or something I could reach out to

[Deb @DontCallMeDebby]

Jimothy the raccoon has had more confirmed sightings this week than Mitch McConnell.

[jar jireh binks (bsky @ thejirehscope) @sulcusandjirehs]

anne hathaway is such a beautiful defiant loyal stunning penelope, sorry to odysseus but i personally would’ve found my way back sooner if she was my wife. skill issue

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

The ADHD dream career is being a highly paid consultant who swoops in, solves a complex crisis with a chaotic stroke of genius, and immediately exits before having to fill out the timesheets.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I saw someone say, “No spoilers for The Odyssey.” Brother, you’ve had 3,000 years to read the book.

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

In capitalist America, Taco Bell is our CDC and Waffle House is our weather alert system.

[Leo Daube @leodaube]

Me at the British Museum

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

"I'm very self aware" says the neurodivergent girl who keeps writing herself plans for tomorrow that depend on her waking up with more self discipline and adherence to routine than she has ever exhibited in her life

[Ryan, Perdido en TX @RyanLostinTX]

There were six flags flown over Texas and none of them were ever England so forgive me but you contributed nothing to Astroworld.

[Autistic Lauren 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @Autistic_Lauren]

Remember that SpongeBob episode where King Neptune made thousands of patties at once using magic and they tasted like slop, whilst SpongeBob’s single patty tasted amazing because it was made with love and dedication?

This is a post about AI

[puter @modelocigarette]

modern remake of the shining that takes place at great wolf lodge

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

world cup announcer just said "the English have struggled historically here in Massachusetts" lol

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Neurotypicals: declutter your space and you'll feel better.

ADHDers: decluttered for 11 minutes, found a photo from 2009, cried, reorganized one shelf, created 2 new piles, felt worse.

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

and if you see me celebrating the fourth of july it’s because I want a hot dog not because I support the government