Becky Blackman

What if I forget to burp the toilet wine? She/her.

[Becky Blackman @beckyb89]

I think I’m gonna move all my neurotic wittiness to that other app now. You can find me there at bexblackman

[Becky Blackman @beckyb89]

You know how you're supposed to spend like 3 months' salary on an engagement ring? What are the guidelines for refrigerators? Cuz those things are EXPENSIVE.

[Becky Blackman @beckyb89]

Cillian Murphy can run me the fuck over with a monster truck.

[Becky Blackman @beckyb89]

Homeownership is a trip. Last night I had the most vivid nightmare about a branch falling through my roof and a hot electrician coming to install my new light fixtures, only to realize that Wayfair sent me the wrong ones. I woke with hella anxiety.

[Becky Blackman @beckyb89]

Do you ever just put a Super Mario 64 speed run on in the background as "comfort noise" or am I the only one who does that?

[Becky Blackman @beckyb89]

Is it controversial to say that Jackass 2 was the best of the Jackass movies?

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“I’m sorry that I shat in a church” might be one of the least surprising things that has ever happened on Black Mirror #BlackMirror

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Fuck. I wasn’t prepared. #succession

[Becky Blackman @beckyb89]

I never really got into Breath of the Wild, but now everyone's making me want to play Tears of the Kingdom, so I guess I should give the first game another chance?

[Becky Blackman @beckyb89]

Nothing like a 30 minute wait in the Whataburger drive-through to make you question every single one of your life choices.

[Becky Blackman @beckyb89]

People think reading a lot means you’re smart but really it just means instagram is constantly serving you content like this.

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Not me, seriously considering getting a cat. 😬

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I'm just putting this prediction on paper so I can gloat if I end up being right, but...Roman won't be alive by the end of the series. #successionHBO

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Don't get me wrong. I'm psyched The Witcher is coming back so damn soon but I'm also kinda disappointed because it's definitely a "must watch in fall or winter" type of show.

[Becky Blackman @beckyb89]

@lukasorion @MetallichatPod You just unlocked a core memory.

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This is Kieran Culkin's Emmy reel. I am LIVING. #succession

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Praying for strength for all the DoorDash drivers today.

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Horizon Forbidden West DLC today!!!

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I'm in a major rewatch-my-favorite-shows-as-a-form-of-emotional-comfort phase, and since I just finished Shadow and Bone for like the 4th time, I think it's time for Peaky Blinders. 🥃😐🔫💰

[Becky Blackman @beckyb89]

Succession really got me on the phone at 9:00pm crying to my parents. I’m sorry, that was visceral. #SuccesionHBO