becky ⎕

here for a good time not a long time

[becky ⎕ @beckybetterknow]

me at concerts having the “omg they’re real” moment

[Fox News @FoxNews]

‘NO ONE’S HOME’: President Biden appears to freeze as Vice President Harris and others dance next to him at a Juneteenth event. https://t.co/k0WAJilZ7l

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I love being a cat owner. They're such easy pets to- STOP ATTACKING THE CURTAINS! QUIT EATING THE PLASTIC BAG YOU ALMOST DIED LAST TIME- but like I was saying very low maintenance pets

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

A fun part of having a black cat is occasionally accidentally talking to a crumpled up black T-shirt on the floor

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Things cat owners of multiple cats do:
Ask 1 cat where the other cat is

[BasedBlondexx @BasedBlondex]

If she didn’t have money no man on this earth would find her sexually attractive

[Millicent Bystander @MrsBystander]

posting pics of your newborn but hiding their face on Instagram is performative

[nana the lobster 🦞✰• saw xh @hlnyzz]

the people you meet at concerts are either the kindest souls or the rudest people ever theres no in between it had to be said

[Han 🌵 @hannahrosepage]

hi so you’re supposed to let people OFF the train first. hope this helps xx

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

If I were pregnant and informed that my fetus had Down syndrome I would absolutely abort. No amount of social media romanticizing of profound disability would change my mind. Contrary to popular opinion, you need more than love to care for a disabled child.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

"Not all jobs are supposed to earn you a living wage" oh for sure, this is my recreational job.

[becky ⎕ @beckybetterknow]

the way my wedding photographer is the most expensive part of my wedding cause i can’t compromise on photos when im also a photographer 💀🤑

[The 1975 TH @the1975_thteam]

1ST JUNE, THE 1975

oh wait..

[David 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @discordspies]

Just FYI May has never been considered summer here until this heatwave

[Gastón🫀 @gastonfyp]

cuando estás yendo a molestar a tu gato y ya lo sabe

[Gryffix 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @Gryffix]

Americans complain about tornadoes every year but will rebuild their cardboard houses in the exact same spot

[John Urquhart 𓅿 @TheDryhtscipe]

how many scorching SPRINGS

[casey @tinyrowlet]

the uk is a cold rainy climate and us hitting 34.8°C in spring should concern everyone but no keep laughing about how we can't handle heat

[Lulu | WC 🇪🇬 @muixyui]

and if I say the reason why all of a sudden we jumped to 35° in may here in europe, it's cuz you all can't stop loving those ai generated fruits videos

[megs @pwuupyy]

sorry apparently i was unaware england had shifted to the fucking equator why the fuck is it so warm

[gray @spid3rgrll]

we finally reached that time of year where ppl from the uk complain about the heat, then ppl from hotter countries say we’re being dramatic then ppl who r visiting the uk admit that the heat is unbearable

[bug girl @buggirl]

people who declaw their cats should have all of their fingers chopped off