Rebecca Jalbert

I think therefore I laugh

[Rebecca Jalbert @beckyj121]

Everytime I pull up to a red light I sing “give me the green light and free my soul” and that is how you turn a negative into a positive

[Rebecca Jalbert @beckyj121]

When Fetty said:
“yeaAaAahHhhH bebe

Aye.”
I felt that in my soul

[Rebecca Jalbert @beckyj121]

A block I would milly-rock on: any

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Just wanna let the dresses in my closet know I think about them constantly and maybe one day I’ll have a reason to wear them again 😢

[Rebecca Jalbert @beckyj121]

Have you ever gone out on a whim and decided to dm a celebrity then 2 hrs later they post that they are leaving social media and you can’t help but feel it was your dm that put them over the edge... Yeah me neither 😐 I’m sorry I bothered you Josh Groban

[Rebecca Jalbert @beckyj121]

Today Sam and I got to hold and pet a baby ferret while lifeguarding.... it was awesome

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All my homies struggling with depression from months of isolation... I’m thinking about you and I love you✌️❤️

[Rebecca Jalbert @beckyj121]

Praying that the sinners change their ways and the oppressed find strength in God

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#NewProfilePic

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Wall-E is the best love story of this century

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#mprepfunrun ❤️💛❤️

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My life revolves around the tragic paradox that I’m self conscious because I’m shy but I’m shy because I’m self conscious

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#AnyaCocktailsToGo @AnyaDining

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just tweeting my thoughts so I don’t go crazy ignore me lol

[Rebecca Jalbert @beckyj121]

I’m gonna be real with y’all, I’ve listened to What Hurts the Most by Rascal Flatts one too many times this quarantine

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“When my leg hair is at its longest I am at my lowest” -Rebecca Jalbert April 17, 2020

[Rebecca Jalbert @beckyj121]

“You’re not just wrong, you’re stupid”- The Cat in the Hat 2003

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@mitchFontaine24 Bro just go search Snapchat on twitter and see the latest tweet like the rest of us

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Probably the most valuable lesson I learned in high school is that a stomach growl has the same sound frequency as a zipper being zipped so when you feel your stomach about to growl just play with the zipper on your backpack no one will know the difference

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@a_jalbert5 The simpsons be wild the way they predict the future like this

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Incase you were wondering what I’ve been up to lately... this... this is it

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The Curious George Movie soundtrack makes me cry everytime I listen to it.... and I am not afraid to admit this