Becky Ward

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@MarshOakeyWare @1402KDAVIS You’d struggle to convince me too!

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@MarshOakeyWare I love that Winnie is getting involved. Xx

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@MarshOakeyWare @YouTube Oooh, the video has even got a slam door train, what more could you possibly want?

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@MarshOakeyWare Without me?
They’re my favourite!

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@MarshOakeyWare I can’t imagine why you’re not a global synth superstar. 😂x

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@Jokumar06778400 @RealDeniseWelch Um, no. We didn’t all break the rules.
I work for the NHS and I spent the entirety of lockdown going to work as a midwife, then coming home, alone, and not breaking the rules. Watching and caring for women giving birth alone. He should be ashamed.

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@JohnBarrowman The woman is clearly unwell. Where is her straight jacket?

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@RevRichardColes Because it’s disgusting!

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@ChrisPJGodfrey @EmmaKennedy @mcashmanCBE I remember this kiss.
I thought, oh, two people kissing.
That was it.

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@RevRichardColes Love your dogs, they’ll keep you sane. X

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@qikipedia Unless you are a midwife. Then you will lose 4000000 pens.

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@RevRichardColes I believe Geraldine Granger uses Old Fairy Liquid bottles.

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@EmmaKennedy This remains my favourite book of all time. Pants wettingly funny.

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@RickWrightNow I had a 12lb baby, with no pain relief, it trumps everything else I’ve ever experienced.

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https://t.co/73zwJr9u7O

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@danielcullen25 yuk!!!

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@ricblackburn @mrrhysd @mrslizziebee @julio_ward
Losers, all of you.

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@MrRhysD @ricblackburn @mrslizziebee @julio_ward
He mispronounced Cuckfield!!!

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@MrsStephenFry Brilliant.

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@BBCWomansHour son was 11lb 11oz I had homebirth with no probs much better than 1st birth 9lbs 2oz you'll only grow a baby you can get out!