Becky McKenzie

She tasted like imported sophistication and domestic cigarettes

[Becky McKenzie @beckymck37]

Me getting ready to watch #MareOfEasttown every week

[molly 🫶🏻 @guardsswift]

So you agree? You think this country has a problem with gun violence.

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@NianticHelp @PokemonGoApp you seriously had us pay for research that disappeared even after we completed it?! I didn't get to catch most of my rewards. 😑

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@MonsterEnergy I just tried to email you to let you know your Pipeline Punch is bad. Just bought this case, color is off and tastes like cola. Then your website blocked me for some reason. Really weird.

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@bethanyshondark Elon, we've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty

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Since there's going to be a Buffy reboot I beg for a 'Twice More with Feeling' episode @SarahMGellar #theygotthemustardoutagain

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Do I know any of the math that was drilled into my brain for 4 years? No. PEMDAS? Who that.

Do I remember that Jodi Lyn O'Keefes character in She's All That (1999) was named Taylor Vaughan. Obviously

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#NewProfilePic

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@AllysonAJ

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I don't look 17 because I'm 34

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I used to love when I was extra skinny and now I love that I'm extra happy. I hate my double chin but I love that I laugh too much to try to hide it

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At home it's always wine when it should be extra dirty marteeeenz with extra olives plz

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Can some more celebrities please open some more dog rescues.. because there's some weird wild fans out there and if @JamesMarstersOf tried to sell me a dog, goddamn right

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"I only get irrational when I'm uncomfortable" - Jimmy, 4 years old, kid behind me on flight into Logan Airport.

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"Summer breeze makes me feel fine" except its "Afternoon Tiramisuuu"

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Someone needs to make a documentary about the Sinbad/Kazaam conspiracy

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Not necessarily together; but there's nothing a caesar salad and a ginger ale can't do

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There's an Alien with Whinona Rider that I just discovered at like almost 2AM, never knew

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I immediately loved Saltburn; I don't undertand the confusion.

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Singing Chop Suey by @systemofadown duet with my boyfriend for a throwback and we're really bad

[Becky McKenzie @beckymck37]

Imagine being Tracy Chapman and writing the perfect song that reaches through literally everyone's lives and punches them in the feelings