Your Contemporary Glossator🇿🇼

Ardent contributor to the culture of overthinking the meaning of words.

[Gbemisola Taiwo @MisolaofJesus]

Seriously lol.

And when money is used to pressure a partner into doing something tied to identity, autonomy or obedience, we may classify that as financially abusive or at least a financially coercive behaviour.

[🪐 @PRammitloa]

Ladies I need y'all to lock in hard this year that birthrate must continue declining 🤏🏼

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

In 2023, I dated a guy who forgot my birthday and sent me money at 7 p.m. to make up for it.
(I sent it back and blocked him.)
In 2024, I dated another guy who asked what I wanted for my birthday even asked my shoe and clothing size. I gave him all the details, and when my birthday came? Nothing. Not a single gift. I cut him off after that.
Then in 2025, my birthday (in November) came around. The man I was dating just four months in asked what I wanted, and I said, “Aspen.” A week later, the trip was booked. When we got back, I was met with flowers, champagne, and a charcuterie board waiting for me.
Why am I telling you this?
Because I want you to remember:
A. Don’t stay with a man who forgets about you.
B. Don’t stay with a man who overpromises and never delivers.
C. Wait for the man who shows up, goes above and beyond, and means what he says.
D. Don’t close your heart just because others disappointed you.
There is a man out there who can, who will, and who wants to do it all for you.

[The Antihero @YourBoy_KG]

Are the developers at Outlook happy with their search function?

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Women will decide to never talk to you again and actually do it.

[ICHIBAN BABY @DemiCaruso]

Ozempic allegations

[Memory Nguwi @memorynguwi]

Understanding the Role of the Board: Common Misconceptions

In my board training sessions, I often hear the same questions from board members and executives. Here are three of the most common—and the answers every board member should know.

1. Can the Chairman Make Decisions Without Consulting the Board?

No. The chairman facilitates board discussions but cannot make key decisions alone. Decisions must be made through board resolutions, ensuring collective accountability. While the chairman can handle routine matters, a good chair will update or consult board members. More importantly, the chairman must push for the implementation of board resolutions—a key part of their role.

2. Can the Chairman or Board Members Give Directives to Management?

No. Board members should never bypass formal governance by issuing direct instructions to management. The board acts collectively, and decisions must come from board resolutions. Committee chairs can engage with management but only within their committee’s mandate.

3. Can Board Members Visit the Office and Interact With Management?

Only when necessary. If a board member has a specific assignment from the board, then yes. Otherwise, frequent visits and informal interactions can blur the lines between governance and management. Even the chairman should limit in-person visits to when it’s truly needed.

Key Takeaway

Board members must govern, not manage. The board provides oversight and strategic direction, while management runs the day-to-day business. As the saying goes:

“Nose in, hands out.”

@ipcconsultants

[Island gworl🏝️ @ndzalyy_]

Medical aid should actually allow us to buy skincare products 🫷🏽🫠🫸🏽.

[𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐪𝐮𝐞 𝐉𝐚𝐝𝐞 @mxniquejade_]

I am so deeply loved by my mom, sometimes I struggle to fathom it. She’s so soft, so intentional, supportive and open-minded. God really blessed me with the right mother. I’m eternally grateful.

[cinnamon bun @notsofiacoppola]

I have a partner who will always do little things to surprise me but today he sent me flowers because it’s the anniversary of George W. Bush getting a shoe thrown at him. I told him months ago that I considered it a holiday. Never had someone pay attention to my nonsense before.

[Moad @moadghajjate]

My father always told me: "If you want to go for a run, go for a run, don't look for company. Sooner or later, on your fifth run or your twentieth, likeminded people will find you themselves." And only recently have I realized that this principle works everywhere.

[t. @thandoau]

i will say this over and over again until the ex propaganda dies out - we haven’t met half of the people that are going to love us and we will never get to meet them if we go back to our exes. let’s make meeting new people great again.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Starlink now available in Zimbabwe!

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

Good evening Zimbabwe,

Our first intervention on the Diaspora Project, Seniors Clinic, is now ready to see patients.

The booking WhatsApp number is
[phone].
The WhatsApp number doesn’t accept direct calls or voice notes, it is strictly text.

The criteria for patients is that they must be 70 years old and above, they must not have a medical aid plan, and they must be coming from deprived areas anywhere in Zimbabwe, but it will be rotational.

The clinic will take place in Harare and will be supervised by Dr. Nyasha Maboreke.
It will provide specialist physician consultations for free.
We had said we will start with 10 patients per week, but we have increased that number to 20 per week, then we will scale up in the near future.

It is called The Seniors Clinic.
Samuel Leon Medical Center.
52 Josiah Chinamano Ave, Harare, Zimbabwe.

Eligibility Criteria:

- Age 70 years and above
- Proof of residence required as part of booking criteria.
- Initially, patients will be selected randomly via a lottery system.

Rotational Regional Selection:

- First 20 patients for this week must be from Mabvuku/Tafara.
- Target suburbs will be posted in due course.

Medical Cases Only:

- Strictly for medical cases, such as:
- Heart disease
- Kidney disease
- Arthritis
- Diabetes
- Poorly controlled hypertension
- Stroke
- No surgical cases at this point.

Important Notes:

- Clinic is not for second opinions, but to provide specialist chronic care.
- Appointments are strictly by WhatsApp appointment only.
- Specialist consultations only, drugs or procedures will be self-sponsored.
- Clinic days: Monday-Saturday, normal working hours.
- Emergency services or casualty service are unavailable.

[Nigel Tha SlickPastor @thaslickpastor]

We will shut down the tour in the city that never sleeps. I hope I’ll see you there and make some memories again with you. I’ll be doing early bird ticket deliveries today so get in touch. Kindly RT this for me, I would like everyone to hear about it. 🤎

[Tinashe Mukogo @tmukogo]

This advert for a Director Placement from @IOD_Zimbabwe has the requirement that the person must be over 40 yrs old.

When Econet had its IPO these were the ages of some of its directors

Strive Masiyiwa - 37yrs
Nigel Chanakira - 32yrs
Zach Wazara - 32yrs
Tawanda Nyambirai - 28yrs

Are we going backwards?

[soludo @soludokeke]

I’m convinced every woman’s love language is not having to ask

[Hazel Kaizoku @meister_kwame]

Marrying a lawyer so you can tell people “ I will get back to you after my wife goes through the documents” >>>>>>

[Sdudla Mafehlefeezy♥ @lulu_luwela]

My ex usually starts by depositing money into my account like he’s reactivating a subscription.