Heather #JesusWouldWearAMask

Zookeeper, writer. I love the Oxford comma. Don't hate. My tweets are my own. If you exclude trans people, go ahead and exclude me, too. She/her 🐍🐢🦎

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So as I was hanging up, the guy at my doctor's answering service said "I love you," but it's going to be at least two more calls before I am ready to say it back.

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If ayone has an invite code for Bluesky, would you please invite me? Anyone? @AOC ? I need out of this hellscape.

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Next Stop: Cusco https://t.co/9B9VRvzRWl

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Livin’ La Vida Selva https://t.co/BSOLMdaZWK

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@TheBloggess If you haven't read Jenny Slate's "Little Weirds," I think it would be up your alley.

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So "Latest tweets" isn't an option anymore? I am stuck with what everyone "likes?" I guess I really am out.

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@K_R_Hall_author And now we learn she's not dead.

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@Eve6 Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my actions...

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Celebrity bakers giggling after getting a Paul Hollywood handshake is everything today.

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I should be wrapping presents, but I am not. I am over it already. I was over it a month ago. #NaughtyList

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@maysoonzayid @netflix 14/10 would watch! @netflix

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We love this! We love when people use their voices, where they are, to lift up others. Thank you so so so so much for this amazing support!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@discoaut I was totally Kermit-flailing in the doctor's office!

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Just got back from the oncologist. The nurse manager handed us our walking papers. "You don't need me anymore!" Husband is CANCER-FREE! They're taking the port out sometime in January!

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@HistoryMuppet TUTTER MOUSE!

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@Kelly92859787 @LisaKHauner @SupremeDreams_1 @Popeyes Amen and amen. No one is going to mess with that franchise again any time soon.

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@SupremeDreams_1 Customer has come to the "finding out" portion of the cycle, and I approve.

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@yahya6418 Still beautiful. Just different.

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@maseditor Important PSA right there. It explains so much.

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@theogany He will eventually turn shades of green.

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One of my Malagasy Ground Boas had a wee baby! I call him Azazel. Look at these colors! #SPN